Subject: Suicide and Diocletian
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Posted on: 2012-08-27 08:36:00 UTC

Suicide was awake, sprawled on the floor with a dog-eared copy of The Art of War, when the message arrived. He frowned, looked down at himself, then glanced across the RC at the battered couch Diocletian was sleeping on.

Huh. She was looking somewhat . . . cuter than usual. Not that he'd ever admit that his partner was slightly cute to begin with--albeit in a hammer-stunned woodland creature sort of way--but this was definitely a type of cute she didn't normally subscribe to. There were long lashes. There was chocolate-colored hair and ludicrously oversized eyes, as well as some worrisome curves. Even though she was currently wearing her usual rumpled black uniform, he had a worrisome feeling that she ought to be wearing a schoolgirl skirt.

Suicide paused and thought for a moment. Then he made an executive decision, opened the medkit, and grabbed a syringe full of a high-powered sedative. Diocletian was terrified of becoming a Sue again, reverting to her old limpid-pools-of-silvery-light-deep-within-her-eyes self. She only made a "muhrm" noise as he injected the sedative into her neck. Better to let her sleep it off, because if she woke up as an anime character, there was going to be trouble with a capital T.

Once that was taken care of, he carefully checked himself over. Yep: definitely a bishonen of some type. Well, to hell with that. He grabbed a dagger and cut several ragged chunks out of his hair, dug through the hamper for his smelliest clothes, and rubbed a handful of saddle grease into his face and skin. His three-day stubble seemed to have vanished, which was annoying, but a strong smell of horse and some pants with Orc goop on them would go a long way towards evening the balance. Whistling a little, he slung his human-skin quiver over his back and strolled out into the corridor to observe the chaos.

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