Subject: Cyba Zero and Eagrus Khan
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Posted on: 2012-08-28 16:57:00 UTC
Cyba Zero and Eagrus Khan were coming back from dropping off twelve of the fourteen mini-Colossi they had acquired on their first mission when the change hit. A message blared suddenly over the intercom just as Cyba noticed Eagrus turn into...a samurai. Her eyes widened in surprise, and grew wider still when she realised they had not been able to open quite that wide before.
"Eagrus...what's happening?"
"Flaming Denethor! You're all cartoony! WE'RE all cartoony!"
Cyba, who was feeling around for any other abnormalities, decided that it was probably safe to scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
That done, she felt composed enough to inspect the rest of herself. As it turned out, her uniform had become rather more - stylish - and she felt somewhat stealthy. She had sharp, false claws protruding from her now-gloved hands, a pair of thermal-imaging goggles perched on her head and an immense sense of balance and poise.
Eagrus himself was so surprised by the unexpected transformation that he had failed to pay full attention to the message.
"We're under attaaaack!!! For the next twenty-four hooouuuurs!!!" He took one glance at his new armour and charged off down the corridor, drawing the katana that had replaced his usual sword as he went. Presumably he intended to repel the attackers he believed to be invading, with much heroism and skilful swordplay.
Cyba backed away warily, wishing she could disappear. In so doing, she found a convenient shadow (which was odd, seeing as she had never really noticed shadows in HQ before). Judging by the way in which the two minis accompanying her blipped in surprise and started looking around for her out of their now oversized, single eyes, she had indeed vanished. At the very least, she had mastered the art of avoiding attention. Mess Efekt promptly cloaked as if to make a point. Cyba made a note to ask the mini about that once this was all over. For now, though, she felt a distinct kleptomaniac urge. So she was what...some kind of cat burglar? Well, she did rather like armour, and it wasn't as if she had a samurai set yet...
To any onlooker, Joke would have appeared to be a lone mini-Colossus strolling down the corridor in the vague direction of the cafeteria. Little would anybody know, without looking very carefully, that there was a mostly-invisible second mini, Agent Zero sticking to the shadows and a highly-strung samurai around the corner.