Subject: Agents Sergio, Nikki and Corolla
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Posted on: 2012-08-28 09:16:00 UTC
The trio of Agents entered the Cafeteria. With all the anime stuff around, there was a chanche the food was indeed edible that day.
"... and I still can't believe you anime people wear skirts this short as a school uniform."
"I can't find anything wrong with it, Sergio" Corolla answered.
"But it looks like you're going to give a pantyshot to everyone just by moving a little too much!"
The Ironic Overpower must have been listening, since Nikki choose exactly that moment to stumble on another Agent crwling away from danger.
Her skirt obviously raised enough to give her partner a full view of her panties.
"KYAAAAAAA!"
"Madoka-damnit, I forgot about the Ironic Overpower!"
The male Agent put an hand under his nose to stop the blood coming out of it. "White suits you, though."
The obvious answer was an hammerspace mallet to the head.
"Thank you. That wasn't very in-character from me."
"No problem." Nikki turned her eyes away from the comically big X-shaped band-aid on her partner's head and glanced at the Cafeteria's kitchen. "Too bad, they're out of food already."
"And seems that someone's not too happy about it." Corolla pointed at a crazed sword-wielding... Girl? Woman? The anime style made discerning ages an impossible task.
"There's a 73.6% chance that she'll end up injuring someone, with an additional 17.4% chance that it will end up in that someone's death."
Sergio, owing to his new Hot Blooded personality, launched towards the sword-wielder.
"I CAN'T ALLOW IT!"
He quickly drew his gun. And then her realized two things.
One, his school uniform didn't have a gun holster.
Two, he was now wielding a comically big sword.
"Oh, fine. Let's roll with it."
Sergio parried the woman's blade just in time to stop a... Japanese salaryman? from becoming a shishkebab.
The two swords kept emitting sparks long after the initial contact.
"Calm down, will ya? Oh, great, I'm talking in Kansai accent now. In English"