Subject: Agents David and Zanna
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Posted on: 2012-08-28 01:18:00 UTC

An announcement blared over the intercom. Zanna Ashlar, who had been asleep moments prior, snapped awake. She sat up, immediately alert. After a moment she frowned, shaking her head slightly. Something felt off, somehow. The fact that she normally took a good half-hour and a cup of coffee to go from "asleep" to "fully awake" didn't help her disquieted nerves, either.

Attention all PPC personnel, the intercom blared. Do not panic...

Of course, hearing something like that never helped either.

Zanna jumped out of bed. Something caught around her thighs, and she and nearly fell on her face.

"What - ?" she said, almost reflexively, then squealed in shock. "What!!! A miniskirt!!! With ruffles!!! Why am I wearing that??? Wait, why am I saying all this out loud?!?!" Zanna looked around wildly. "And why, in the name of Eru, am I using all that punctuation?!"

She scrambled to her feet again. She looked around the RC for her partner, bouncing on the balls of her feet as she did so. Another question: why did she feel like such a spaz today? She knew she was normally energetic, but it felt like her blood had been replaced with Red Bull.

"David?" she called. "David-san, what's going - wait, what - ?"

"Z- Zanna?" His voice came, wavering, from the bathroom.

Zanna flounced over an peered around the corner.

David turned away from where he had been staring into the mirror, but quickly averted his eyes in embarrassment at Zanna's revealing outfit - though he'd been in HQ for months now, many of his native Victorian values remained. After a moment, he peeked back up at her face. His eyes were wide with terror. Literally - his eyes covered nearly half of his face. He was hugging himself tightly, his arms gripped across his slender chest as if he was afraid that if he let go, he would melt into a shapeless puddle of pure kawaii.

It was all somehow incredibly endearing. Zanna wanted nothing more than to jump over and give him a hug and tell him that he was going to be okay.

Since she didn't have any evidence that this was actually true, though, all she could say was, "David... I think we're anime."

"What is such a thing, though?" David asked, his voice rising to an almost hysterical wail. "What happened to me? What happened to you? What has happened to what appears to be the entire world? And why do I seem to be slipping into a fit of hysterics?"

"I think you're a Moe," was all Zanna could think to say. Then, her curiosity getting the better of her tact: "You're eighteen, right?"

David nodded.

"Ah. Cause you look about twelve. You're adorable, by the way." At his continued silence, Zanna went on, "And I'm not going to make a joke about yaoi. I'm not. That would be rude, and you wouldn't get it anyway."

"Zanna," David said, breathing deeply and deliberately in an attempt to stay calm, "what in the name of Jesus, Mary and Joseph is - this - anime?"

"Oh. It's this Japanese thing. They didn't have it in the Victorian Era, you probably wouldn't have ever come across it. Unless you found some when you were sitting around in FicPsych. Which you might have, I guess, that's where you read and watched and stuff all the other stories you know, isn't it? Lord of the Rings wasn't around in the 1880s. Neither was Homestuck. And you like those, don't you?" Zanna stopped in sudden realization. "Oh dear Lord I'm a Genki Girl."

"What is that?" David asked.

"I don't think I can explain it. I never really watched much anime." Zanna perked up at a thought. "But I know plenty of people who can! Come on, let's pop down to the Anime divisions, I'm sure they'll know exactly what's up! If not, well, anime party anyway! Come on!"

Zanna grabbed his hand, then barrelled through their RC, out the door, and down the hallway, dragging a hapless David in her wake.

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