Subject: Agent De Grasse
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Posted on: 2012-08-27 09:25:00 UTC

Gaspard was walking back to his Response Centre after an exhausting 8-hour shift in the Sorting Room when the oddest feeling overcame him. It was an cold, tingling sensation not unlike someone filling his shirt with snow. He shivered and looked around him. Was it just him or did the Generic Grey hallways become a bit more... cartoony? He looked down at himself. He was dressed exactly like a typical Japanese salaryman, complete with the suit and tie.

He started to walk faster. What if the Anime-Sues had taken over and imposed their version of reality in HQ? Luckily, he already had a plan for that. He would fall back to World One and lie low for a while until things quieted down and then have a look around. He'd have to contact Mom and Dad before doing any of this, so he would need to send them a message...

Gaspard threw open the door to his RC and hurried over to the console. Its screen was flashing red, meaning that somebody was broadcasting an important announcement all across HQ. The junior agent gulped and pressed the "play" button.

He breathed a sigh of relief as he learned that the Sues were not invading. Good. No serious emergency then. Still, the invasion could have happened. Of course he wasn't being stupid by thinking of an escape plan. No sir.

The console BEEPed. The DoI logo flashed on screen and was replaced by a message from the Sub Rosa herself. Gaspard sighed. She was announcing that all operatives were to report to the Sorting Room to scan all incoming fics for anime-influenced irregularities. Hooray, a double-shift.

Another strange sensation gripped Gaspard as he shuffled towards the door: he suddenly felt compelled to grab a black briefcase and to go to work in a gigantic office with other similarly dressed people. Oh his way out he instinctively grabbed a briefcase that had mysteriously materialized by the coat rack.

Gaspard made his way towards DoI Central with the distinct impression of being some unimportant part of the background.

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