Subject: The Most Exciting Mission
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Posted on: 2011-07-08 02:41:00 UTC

Author’s Note: Protectors of the Plot Continuum belongs to Jay and Acacia. Les Misérables belongs to Victor Hugo.
Agent John was in his response center. He was in the middle of something when the console beeped.
BEEP!
Agent John walked to the console and opened the mission report. It was a Les Misérables mission.
Agent John used the disguise generator to give himself the clothing of a revolutionary student. Then he picked up a pistol and opened a portal to the Les Misérables universe.
Agent John appeared inside Corinth, where Enjolras and the other students were meeting. There was also a woman sitting with them. Agent John took a seat at a table and listened to them talk.
“I am sorry, everybody,” said Enjolras. “I can’t be your leader anymore. I love Margarita.”
“Margarita isn’t a French name,” thought Agent John. “And Enjolras is too busy for girls.”
“What about France?” said Grantaire. “I thought you cared about the citizens.”
“Grantaire is still in character,” thought Agent John.
“I love Margarita too much now,” said Enjolras.
“Enjolras would care too much about France’s people,” thought Agent John.
Feuilly started crying. “Please, Enjolras! We need you! France will never be saved without you.”
“Enjolras isn’t that important,” thought Agent John. “He is only the leader at the smaller barricade. And Feuilly is out of character. He would believe in France’s ability to change, with or without Enjolras.”
Enjolras and Margarita stood up to leave the Corinth, but Agent John blocked their way.
“Margarita, you are charged with being a Paris native but having a Spanish name; with throwing Enjolras and Feuilly out of character; with making Enjolras more important than he is; and with being a Mary Sue. The punishment is death.” Agent John shot the Mary Sue.
Enjolras and the other students started to attack Agent John, but he put on sunglasses and neuralyzed them all. “You never met me or Margarita. Enjolras, you are planning to fight when the revolution begins.” The students all sat back down at their table.
Agent John dragged Margarita’s body out of the Corinth. He opened a grate in the ground and dumped Margarita into the sewers.
Agent John made a portal back to his response center. He sat down and waited for the console to beep again.

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