Subject: How rude!
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Posted on: 2011-07-07 03:18:00 UTC
Haha, how pathetic. The good news is that I write canon-based stuff and you live out your creepy fantasies thru your characters! Thanks for inspiring me to write chapter 2. :)
Today I received an emaill* from an old friend of many people on this Board - the Admin at Fanfic Land. He** said this:
Greetings, loyal fans!
As you may have noticed last year, we had a certain amount of difficulty at Fanfic Land. Specifically, none of your marvellous pieces of PPC fanfiction were uploaded correctly... or, in fact, at all! There is a reason for this, and it's a good one.
Last year, you see, we suffered from a hostile takeover. I mean really hostile - soldiers from the Principality of Liechtenstein stormed our offices and took our staff hostage, mere minutes after I invited you all to come back to our site. They shot Roderick the tea-boy, and I think Arnold who ran our servers was sold into slavery in Monaco.
It has been a year, but I have finally managed to gain access to the internet again - aren't iphones wonderful? Most of our captors speak very little English (several only know the phrase "Ve haf vays ov makink you talk!"), but I have managed to ascertain that they believe our website to be a foolish frivolity which no-one would ever go to. They've even said that if we were popular, they wouldn't have done this (that, or they were discussing pizza).
And so I turn to you, loyal friends, my last and only hope. If the minions of Prince so-called Hans-Adam II see that the fandoms we serve are truly popular, perhaps - perhaps! - they will release us. And so I call upon you, fans of the PPC, to write like you have never writed before. I know you love this fandom - now prove it! Fanfiction is the greatest form of art in the world! Prove it!
~FfL Admin
... or in other words, it's time for the PPC Badfic Game 2011.
It's a simple game - we spend our time fighting against badfic, but the PPC too is a fandom, and fandoms have badfic. Since for some reason we don't have a section on FF.net, it's up to us to write our own.
Everyone on the Board is invited to take part - this game does not affect PPC canon, and therefore does not require Permission. The rules are simple - write badfic of the PPC. Use any agents or Flowers you like (with the usual exception of Stormsong and Skyfire - don't use them), and don't worry about keeping them in-character - this is badfic we're talking about. Make it a Mary-Sue, Bad Slash, Implausible Crossover - anything you want. Then post it in this thread under a suitably badfic-author-y name. (Note that this is for characters in the PPC, not Boarders - that's a different game).
You can (indeed, you're encouraged to) leave reviews of other people's stories - in character with your new name, naturally. Don't be afraid to flame - we're all badfic authors for this thread. Equally, don't be upset by someone flaming you - it's all part of the game (and go ahead and write a review or author's note in reply!). Remember this is not real - nothing said in-character reflects people's normal opinions of you.
For some examples of previous years' badfics, visit the PPC section of Fanfic Land. As the Admin said, there isn't anything from 2010 up - Liechtenstein rather got in the way - and there won't be anything from this year, either. Sorry, guys - but enjoy the game!
(If it's still going strong when it drops off the front page, we can start a new thread no problem)
hS
*Like an email, except for not really existing
** /She/It/They/One/Ne/E/Ey/Hu/Hy/Ot/Yt/Thon/Ve/Xe/Ze/Zhe/En/Co/Phe/Per
Liechtenstein Bashing!
As revenge for what happened to the staff at Fanfic Land, write a PPC-Axis Powers Hetalia (or Scandinavia and the World) in which PPC Agents punish the anthrophomorphic representation of Liechtenstein! 1500 words max.
Justice League Unlimited Crossover
Make your favourite PPC Agent a superhero and have them join the Justice League Unlimited! 1500 words max.
PPC Agent gone Rogue
Write a fic in which a PPC Agent goes rogue to change the ending of Lord of the Flies. Shipping is optional. Everybody must live but you can punish Jack or Roger. 1500 words max.
PPC-Axis Powers Hetalia (or Scandinavia and the World) should be PPC-Axis Powers Hetalia (or Scandinavia and the World) crossover.
DISCLAMER: I dont own the PPC and Suicide and Dio belong 2 somebody that's not me.
warning dere is sum slash and if you don't like it dont read it!!
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Suicde woke up 2 a rapping on his RC dooor. “Shut uppppp” Dio groned and rolled over in bed. Suicide didn't really care tho, he got out of bed and went ovur to the door and opened it.
Outside was the SO. Suicide was in underwear
“I need your help.” Said the Sunflower Official. “Pleese come with me” he also said.
The SO waz also in underwear. Sicuide also didn't care about that but did note how soft hiz gossamer petals looked in the flickering hallway lites. “Why”
“I told you, I need your help” said the SO again. “Don't worry about your partner, you will come right back after this.”
“Whatever, Dio's a slut, I don't care.” Said Suicide. “Lets go.”
So they waled down 2 the trainin room. “Why are we here”
The SO sighed and made a sad face. “I think I need 2 lern how to be a better leader” he said with a shrug, glistening hair settling around his toned sholders. “I wantd to ask you becuze youre strong.”
“I am the strongest and sexised agent ever” agreed Scuicide. “What do you want to kno??”
“How do I been stronged?”
“Well, firt you need armor” said suicide “then you need to do a guy in the butt”
“What? Isnt that gay?”
“No, is only gay if your on bottom” suicide said “can I go back to sleep now”
then the SO shot his seeds at him
“aah what are you doing” Suiide began to run away
The SO chased him “this is what ur supposed to do you said”
“nooo, stop shooting your seeds at me, this is wrong, I am a man and you are a plant”
“But I am also a man!!!”
AAAAAA screamed Suiide as he ran away and then suddenly Dio came to the rescue. She smashed through the wall in a green jeep and had a big shotgun. She drive by shot the SO and picked up Suicide and they drove through the halls
“What is that gun???” Suicide ylelled. “Did it just shoot bullets that made more bullets?”
“Yes. It shoots bullets that turn into two bullets that then turn into fire. It is the best gun ever.”
“Where did u get it???”
“I stole it from that vampire army girl, she cant use it because it's so good that it was blessed by jebus, aslan, ammeyterasu, glod, and whatever god is for LOTR who cares about that book it is dumb. If she touch it she burn up because of its super holy powers. It's also made out of candy”
“OK cool but stop driving, youre a slut and sluts dont drive” sed Suicide and he took control of teh jeep and drove into the cafeteria Quick shoot the food so it becomes good instead of evil!!”
Dio said OK and shot the meatloaf, which turned into a chocolate cake exorcised of all of the cafeteria evil. “OK, we got a mission now. We have got to kill satan.”
“OK. How do we get there.”
“In the jeep weirdo”
“How????Jpeeps need roads????”
Dio took off her shirt and that became the flag of THE MOST AWESOME MISSION EVERR. “where were going we don't need roads” she said “only your sekzy amazing skills”
“Awesome” said Suicide.
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A/N WOWW THE STORY BEGINS!! Suicde is my fav agent and I luv him. He got away from teh rapy SO, wil he cum back??? maybe! Oh well thx r/r plz! :)
[[Tungsten Monk, I am so sorry. Please forgive me.]]
[[The first chapter is not very NSFW, but later chapters will be.]]
"Just relax and sink deeper into sleep," said a soothing female voice. "We are going to that part of your self where you hide your reserves of strength. It is deep down inside of you, but it is there."
The sleeping Elf's subconscious mind ventured into the deep places of itself, away from the light of the world.
"Deep down," continued the female voice. "When you find that pool of emotional strength you need to open the gates that keep it locked away and let some of it come out."
The Elf saw the pool of strength through his mind's eye. It looked like a lake of seething fire. He saw the gate, as well. It was massive. How could he ever achieve such a monumental task as opening that gate?
"I know this is difficult for you," said the voice, even more soothing than before, "but you can do this. Reach inside and free yourself."
The Elf's hands twitched and clicked as he lay on the leather couch. In his mind he had positioned himself in front of the gate and was pulling on the huge structure. It was impossible that this could work. Impossible...until the gate gave a lurch and swung open with a force that took the Elf by surprise. He was caught up in a river of molten fury.
"Ithalond?" called the woman's voice. "What's wrong? Wake up! Come back to me, Ithalond!"
Ithalond felt himself drowning in the river of his own repressed strength. He was was being swept away in the current. While his body thrashed on the couch, his mind fought for the surface. The raging torrent was too much for him. He was going to succumb to the river's rage when it thrust him into the waking world.
Ithalond's eyes opened to the sight of a worry-stricken Jenni Robinson. Tears were running down her cheeks, but she seemed to be relieved at his awakening. "Thank goodness," she said while wiping a tear from the corner of her eye. "You had me worried for a... Ithalond, are you all right?"
"How could you?" spat the Elf. There was a rough edge to his voice that Jenni had never heard before. He pulled himself into a sitting position, his cybernetic hands clutching the edge of the couch, puncturing the leather. "You allowed them to keep me ALIVE! After what I'd been through?!" He stood up cunvulsively and found that his hands were at the beautiful doctor's throat. A manic smile crept onto his face as he squeezed.
Jenni thrashed in his grip, attempting to free herself from the crazed Elf. Try as she might, she could not force his cybernetic hands to open. She was beginning to lose consciousness. She could hear Ithalond talking. "Let's see if we can find your reserves of strength," he said with a sneer. Jenni distantly felt a pain in her abdoman and then she felt no more.
[[This was in response to a challenge from Tungsten Monk. She wanted me to branch out and do something different. Challenge accepted and this is the result. -Phobos]]
Yay for fics without shipping!
Welcome! I'm sooooo glad to find a writer who knows what to do with Jenni! Lol that sounds so bad but really it's SUCH a relief. Nice work! Now Ithalend can fulfil his ~potentil~ heh heh.
((TM: Well played, sir. I never would've thought of putting the hurt on Jenni, of all people; it's like kicking a puppy.))
I am glad that you enjoy my work. I am currently working on another chapter which should be ready for unveiling before very much longer. Stay tuned.
[[Putting the hurt on Jenni was not my original intention. Ithalond was a powder keg waiting for a spark. Jenni seemed best suited to provide that spark. Jenni got caught in the initial explosion. -Phobos: Kicker of Puppies]]
Earth (DC Comics)
The planet had certainly seen better days. Oh, it wasn't perfect, but it had a vast array of heroes and heroines to fend off the worst of the threats. Then the Dark King of the Multiverse decided to make an example of it in an attempt to overawe his prospective vassals. Sues, Stus, and Author - Wraiths were sent to distract the world's defenders with romantic attatchments, while diabolical emmisaries gathered the most implacable enemies of humanity.
At the same time, the Plague division of the nascent Legion of the Multiverse Lords began putting together a concoction made of equal parts Magic and Science. A composite sickness made of several dozen viruses, it was not made to kill, but rather to incapacitate. It affected the populace gradually, causing them to grow more lax and unwary. To the Metahumans, it also made them more careless with their powers, leading to several "incidents".
But that wasn't the end of it. Knowing the DC Universe's vulnerability to reality warping, the Dark King of the Multiverse sponsored several attempts by fanfic authors to change what aspects of the Canon they did not like, especially for Shipping purposes. This caused additional Chaos, not helped by the sudden "Ukefication" of heroes like Superman and Batman.
Finally, the invasion was launched. The armies sent against Earth were well-armed, well-trained, and well-supplied, with the Dark King himself leading them. Darksied, the Anti-Monitor, Nekron, Krona, and the Manhunters all converged on the planet, making quick work of the remaining heroes and heroines, as well as villains that did not side with them.
Humanity was reduced to almost a shadow of its former glory, kept alive only to serve as an object lesson for those who would defy the Multiverse Lords. However, the Dark King's decision to leave would prove to be a boon for the planet, as it allowed agents of the New Multiverse Freedom League to infilitrate the populace, bringing hope and making new recruits.
Now, King Durran Illian made his forward base on the Justice League's Watchtower, now rebuilt and staffed with a new generation of heroes. The Guardians of the Universe accompanied him, along with recruits from what enemies of the Dark King remained.
And not just that, but on the training grounds of New Sirion, a new elite force had been amassed, one that could prove to be the NMFL's trump card: The Paladins. These men and women were the top students of the OFUs, able to write both goodfic and badfic. They were also well trained in the arts of war, able to mix them with the powers of plot-manipulation. The King spared no expense in outfitting them the best weapons and armour, hoping that they would one day prove themselves.
"The Apokolips Armada is made up of three classes of ships: The hoplessly corrupted, which have to be destroyed right away, the advanced, but untouched by malefic AI or Magic, and the ones in between, which can be cleansed at comaparatively little cost."
"Thank you, Agent Isaiah," said the King. "This information can make or break the chances of us profiting from this victory."
"I would have to warn against pressing our avantages too much," spoke General Mara. "Our forces are a ragtag bunch of desperate factions, except for the Elite Core. At present, our strategy lies on hitting fast, hitting hard, and using our smaller ships to outmaneuver their bulky hulks."
"And stealing what vessels and war materials won't corrupt us," said the King. "However, I have one last card to play, something more important than the Paladins."
"What would that be?" said the General curiously.
Suddenly, a portal opened. From there, a blue-skinned man with red eyes calmly walked out, before giving a short bow to the King and her. He then said: "My name is Mitth'raw'nuruodo, better known to your associates as Grand Admiral Thrawn. As part of the double game the Emperor is playing, I have been asked to command this fleet on its assault on Apokolips."
Corcusant
"Is it done?" Emperor Palpatine spoke to his new apprentice, Luke Skywalker.
"Yes, my lord. Grand Admiral Thrawn has offered his services to King Durran of the New Multiverse Freedom League. Although I may ask, hasn't the Dark King of the Multiverse given us enough? Victory over the Rebel Alliance and the Yuuzahn Vong, my services as your new apprentice..."
"Have you learned nothing, boy? Treachery is the way of the Sith. When the Dark King allowed us to fuse Yuuzahn Vong biotechnology with ours, his usefulness ended. Remember, no matter how powerful he gets, no matter what arts he has learned from other worlds, he is merely a clone of a Jedi Master I once decived." The old Sith Lord probed Luke's mind with the Force, searching for influence from out of his Universe.
"Even so, master," Luke spoke. "Is an alliance with the NMFL worth it? Remember the books the Dark King of the Multiverse gave you. They've read them too, and may be preparing for when you inevietably backstab them."
"Not while they're figthing with the Multiverse Lords. By offering Thrawn's services, I've made myself and my troops indespensable. Remember, the New Multiverse Freedom League and the League of Mary Sue Factories are still horribly outnumbered, so they'll need any help they can get."
"And even with our help, there's a chance they'll still be horribly gutted, perhaps enough for us to crush them both?" Luke asked.
"You are learning, my apprentice. Perhaps faster even than your father had." The Emperor then lay back on his throne, silently contemplating the opportunities ahead.
Apokolips
The attack came as a surprise. While the armada that was being amassed just outside the planet was vast, it was not yet fully organized for an assault. Especially when one-fourth of its numbers joined the attackers, firing at strategic positions throughout the fleet.
However, the Multiverse Lords did not have a lack of skilled (or at least semi-competent) naval commanders, and the counterattack was immediate. The massive guns of the Star Dreadnaughts unleashed withering salvos of fire, which took down some of the speeding ships.
But not nearly enough. Some of the enemy vessels were unarmed, and controlled only by nonsentient robots. These served as rammers that took down ships by crashing into them, causing them to explode and careen onto other spacecraft, or even the planet.
King Durran Illian, True Claimant to the Rulership of the Multiverse, watched the figthing from his new capital ship, the Mkellin. His Ultramarine-Grey Knight bodyguards stood with him, as well as his Paladins. Grand Admiral Thrawn and the Guardians of the Universe were conducting the battle like maestros, giving out orders to board the less corrupted ships.
"Should we take over that Star Dreadnaught on our left, or that Battlestar just below us?" said one of his bodyguards.
"Neither," said the King. "Once the Green Lanterns reach the shields protecting Apokolips' Palace from teleportation, we shall storm it along with our new Paladins. Our goal will be to kill Darksied in a surgical strike that will leave the Multiverse Lords here defenseless, strengthening our position even more."
"I look forward to it, your majesty." said the Bodyguard.
King Durran readied his weapon. The moment might come at any time, and he needed to be prepared. This engagement might prove to be the pivotal turning point of the war...
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Darksied fumed. That Palpatine had betrayed the Dark King of the Multiverse before he could! Now his Star Destroyers (hybridized with Vong technology, of course) were cutting holes in the armada the Multiverse Lords were gathering to destroy New Sirion. And of course, that Thrawn was commanding them. How else to account for the perfectly coordinated strategies of his enemies?
But he wasn't without cunning himself. He knew that the "King" of the NMFL was there, and that he certainly planned to teleport down to the palace and take him out. However, he had already prepared a careful ambush for the monarch and his troops, one that will see him take down the would-be Multiversal Ruler.
As the Green Lanterns made their blasts on his shields, Darksied gave the order to shut them down. Now was the time for him to play his hand.
However, the first people to teleport in his palace weren't King Durran and his troops. Rather, it was his son Orion, who belonged to the forces of good and was prophezised to destroy him one day. He was accompanied by Squirrel Girl, from Marvel Comics.
"So, Thrawn was right," said Orion. "You really didn't expect us."
Then the battle began.
Apokolips
King Durran and his elite forces stormed the palace of Darksied, taking down his Parademons and Female Furies, who fought fircely for each corridor. It was clear that they had been expected. But the Paladins were all coated in Plot Armour and were armed with blades that were as sharp as the story needed them to be, and they hewed through the opposing forces with ease.
Thrawn had warned them of Darksied's possible ambushes, and had told the King that he had sent Orion and Squirrel Girl to spring the traps before the main assault began. King Durran thanked him silently as forces continued to surge through the halls, overcoming the automated guns and blast doors that stood in their way. Finally, they busted into Darksied's throne room.
There, they found the Ruler of Apokolips already dead, with Orion and Squirrel Girl figthing Kalibak, Darksied's other son who belonged to the forces of evil, and Granny Goodness, head of the Female Furies. Acting quickly, King Durran ordered his Paladins to form a circle around the figthers, and to ready their powers.
"One...two...three - Flame Salvo!" Jets of fire emanated from the Paladins' blades and engulfed Kalibak and Granny Goodness, thus ending the fight. Orion and Squirrel Girl said hurried thanks.
"Now," said Orion. "I can take my rightful place as Ruler of Apokolips, and transform it into a fairer, better world. Thank you, King Durran."
"That was a great fight!" said Squirrel Girl. "Didn't expect this sort of victory, didn't you?"
"No, not really." said King Durran. "Thank you. Even though your sector of the Multiverse is also suffering from the Multiverse Lords, you still chose to aid us."
"It's nothing," said Squirrel Girl. "Anyway, I brought something for you." She then got out a Cosmic Cube.
"But, won't that only work in your Universe?" said King Durran.
"I know," said Squirrel Girl. "But I'm sure that Makes-Things and your other Inventors can devise a way to make it work in this dimesnion as well."
"That's a good idea," said King Durran. "Very smart. I'll send it to them right away."
"Thanks!" said Squirrel Girl.
The Dark King's Labyrinth
The Dark King of the Multiverse raged and howled for the better part of the day. Why did he not complete the extermination of Earth (DC)? Or better yet, why did he not leave a force to keep them enslaved and keep out enemy operatives?
On a whim, he transported himself to the ruins of Legal. The Flowers that had staffed it were among the first to vanish during his Invasion of HQ, and the Dark King had feared that they would launch a counterstroke against him one day. It seemed that day had come and gone without him knowing.
He howled again, raging and fuming. Returning to the Dark Observatory (what was once the Intelligence department), he began to inspect his dominions.
On the Warhammer 40000 universe, the Mary Suetopia of Ultramar had launched a Sapphire Crusade against Chaos Emperor Abbadon, who now reigned upon Terra thanks to his aid.
At the same time, the Darklords of Ravenloft were being overthrown by League of Mary Sue Factories-backed operatives. The Dark Powers that backed them were also being sent holwing, especially when Suevian artifacts such as the Tenth Millenium Item were deployed.
In Dark Sun, a way to acess Arcane Magic without deatroying the plant life had been found, thanks to the influence of more Suevian artifacts.
And of course, the world of Shadowrun was turned over its head as the Mega-Corps were dismantled and a new, democratic government was installed.
The Dark King's first impulse was to rage further, but then an idea came to him. Of course! The New Multiverse Freedom League was only one-half of his problems. He had been focusing on it because of its leader's claim to his throne, but that only distracted him from the damage done by the Yarrow and the LMSF. Now he knew where to hurl his forces.
He then portaled in another set of champions, and began barking orders at them. This war wasn't over yet, not by a long shot...
((OOC: Okay, time to end this monstrosity. It's become too long and people may start to complain.))
AN: I'm going to the Liechtenstein embassy to protest against the illegal and inhumane detention of the staff of Fanfic Land. I don't know how many will join me, but I fear that I may not return from this endeavour. So in order not to leave my readers hanging, I'm going to give you a summary of what would have happened had I continued writing.
Synopsis
The Dark King of the Multiverse sends another series of champions against the League of Mary Sue Factories, who counter with their own champions. These consist of Marneus Calgar, Drizzt Do' Urden, Mystra, and Elminster (as I can't think of a Sue or Stu for Shadowrun as I can't afford the gamebooks). After another series of battles, they win, but the DMK manages to salvage something from his defeat: The location of Legal.
It is in Generic Fantasy, a land ruled by the Multiverse Lords, but with many holdouts against his rule. The Flowers of Legal were hiding in the Generic Hidden Valley, a Gondolin ripoff. Emboldened by this, the DMK marches out personally with a vast army and besieges the enemy stronghold.
Legal uses many tricks, but finally, the Dark King of the Multiverse wins his first victory, and decides to press his advantage.
He repulses an NMFL-LMSF offensive at Earth (The Matrix, before reclaiming several of the Keyblade Worlds. He also decimates Kalm, Junon, and Costa del Sol (from Final Fantasy VII) with a Meteor Swarm. This spurs the NMFL-LMSF alliance to move into the Naruto and Haruhi Suzumiya worlds to collect the Ten-Tailed Beast and the SOS Brigade.
This spurs a final offensive into the Dark King's Labyrinth, in which Makes-Things deploys his Mobile Reality Rooms to destroy many of the troops and defenses. King Durran and Emperor Yarrow confront the Dark King of the Multiverse himself, wielding Agelos and Narsil (both taken by LMFS operatives).
Emperor Yarrow is killed, but King Durran absorbs his Suefluence, making him strong enough to impale the DMK with Agelos, ending his rule. There is an epic explosion, but the King survives. The Multiverse Lords are defeated.
HQ is cleansed and becomes the headquarters of the new Multiversal Parliament. King Durran also leads the LMSF as well as the NMFL (now reorganized into the Multiversal Federation). The decision is made to keep the Pentacle Seers of the Technocratic Traditions under Suefluence until a new generation of Mages rises. Then, normal psychological manipulation will be used.
Marneus Calgar, Canon Stu, is promoted to Emperor of Mankind. Plans are made to raise up Non-Suevian claimants to his throne later.
King Durran and Princess Tia marry, and there is a lot of description of their riches.
Makes-Things is given an even bigger Mansion than he has now.
And everyone lives happily ever after.
PS: Don't forget to read my Fanfic Challenges!
Category: PPC
Title: Suicide and Lux Make Out
Summary: A love story between Suicide and Lux! OMG! And they make out a lot!
Story:
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((Keily: The truly scary thing is, I've come across a lot of fics with nothing, but the word TROLL repeated over and over in them. Mostly in the Harry Potter section, all the way back in 2005, I believe. I'm sure they've been removed now.))
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Summary: This is about the end of the PPC, which will totally be awesome.
Category: PPC - Fiction Rated: R - English - Action - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4135 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 21-07-09 - Published: 10-07-09
The Epilouge is here and the second bonus chapter is here. Due to Fanfic Land's problems with Liechtenstien, these were never posted on the main site. Boo Liechtenstein!
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Chapters: 12 Rating: R
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Chapters: 5 Rating: T
((OOC: Yes, I did write the first two fics with only Wiki knowledge of the World of Darkness. And no, I'm not inrested in playing, let's leave it at that.))
King Makes-Things by ApOcAlIpspOnY reviews
Summary: Makes-Things realizes he's got a raw deal making shit for the PPC so he decides to take the place over.
Category: PPC - Fiction Rated: R - English - Action - Chapters: 2 - Reviews: 6
Second chapter is here.
I thought that Makes things is such an awesome inventure that he has to be a spark! So I decided to write his origin story.
PLease revu, but be nice. This is my first fanfic that I've shared.
Diusclaimer: I do not own the PPC or Girl Genius.
The boy sat on the ground with his toys, but they weren't any fun. He was a small kid who was beat up by buyllies all the time! They didn't understand him, they were jelous because he liked to tinker with stuff. but he would show them! one day he would make a device that would show them! That's right he would show them all that he wasn't just some weakling kid they could pick on because he was small!
So there he was, minding his own business when a bunch of people with nice hats came buy and told him he was being taken into The Barons protection. He was going to say no, but they grabbed hima nd took him in a big airship to an even bigger airship! It was so huge it made the other smaller big airships look tiny.
"Welcome to Castle Wolfenbach"
Makes things, as he had come to be known due to being the best at making things of all the spark kids on Castle Wolfenbach, was amazed at how his life had changed. Sure the other sparks were good at making stuff, but he was better at it than all of them put together. Even Baron Wolfenbach himself said so!
ONe day while he was working in his lab on a traveling device something went wrong. The Castle gave a sudden unexpected lurch and makes things was thrown against the on switch for his device.
A great swirly thing apeared in the air and makes things was pulled through it. He found himself in a dull grey corridor, and there was an open door in front of him so he went through it.
There was a strange cacaphmey of voices that weren't really voices and a bunch of plants were arguing about where they were, how they got here, and what they were going to do next.
"Excuse me," said makes things timidly. For even though he had been treated like a Prince on castle wolfenbach (there were rumors that the baron was going to adopt him and make him his heir) he was still timid due to being small and beaten up by the kids who didn't understand his love of making things.
And who might you be?, asked a voice directly in makes thing's head.
"Everyone calls me makes things, because I, uh, make things. Did I hear right that you don't know how you got here either?"
That's right said the odd voice in makes things's head. Do you think you could make something to send us home?
"I can try. Do you have a lab I can use?"
we can make you one. Wherever this place is it listens to us and reshapes itself however we desire. but we still can't find a way home.
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Hah! I bet you didn't know Makes things was one of the first members of the PPC, did you?
While Makes Thigns was having his lab prepared and getting used to the odd place, which we all know will one day be PPC headquerters, Things were happening on Castle Wolfenbach.
Othar TRygvassen, Gentleman Adventurer (Imagine it said in a deep, overdramatic and sexy voice) was in the process of escaping, yet again, from the clutches of the Evil Baron Wolfenbach. After defeating over a hundred battleclanks and a few dozen Yagermonsters he found himself in Makes things's old lab. Nobody had been able to turn the Device off so there was till this odd portal in the middle of the room.
While in the process of fighting off a swarm of yagermonsters Othar Trygvassen, Gentleman adventurer, found himself forced through the strange portal and into what would one day become PPC HQ.
However it wasn't PPC HQ just yet, it was just a lot of corridors and a few rooms. Other Trgyvassen wandered about for a while. For those of you who haven't read the totally awesome Girl Genius comics you should go do so right now! Because if you had you'd know that Othar Trygvasses, Gentleman Adventurer, has sword to kill all sparks, finishing off with himself. And that sparks are natural born Mad Scientists who can make all sorts of things. Which is how I know Makes Things must be one.
Anyway when Othat Trygvassen, Gentleman Adventurer, found himself in the lab of Makes things he knew at once that the man working there must be a spark.
Wasting no time at all Othar Trygvassen, Gentleman Adventurer, attacked only to be surprised when instead of hitting Makes Things with a powerful punch he was laid out on the floor.
You see Makes things had invented for himself a very thin exosuit that would allow him to fight better than the best fighters in the world. And that means fighting better than even the Magnificent Other Trygvassen, Gentleman Adventurer.
Makes Things then grabbed the Porrtal Gun he had just finished - it was the very first one ever - and used it to send Othar Trygvassen, Gentleman Adventurur, back to the world he had come from.
I hope there is a battle and Makes-Things gets to show his action skills!
This is ttly cool u shud rite more stuff!!!!!!!!!!
More Makes-Things action for the win!
Because I've noticed a number of misspelled names.
I was thinking Mini-agents would be good. It would be fun to see the reactions the real agents would have to miniature versions of themselves. :D
The Badfic Game takes place in Fanfic Land, which is protected by a Creativity Shield which does a number of things including preventing the creation of minis.
However, Mini-Marquis de Sods or Sunflower Officials would be my choice.
It would be foolish of the PPC to not have protections in place.
Still fun to think about though.
Category: PPC
Title: ULTIMAT SHODOWN!
Summary: Teh too best fiters in teh pcp are gonna see whois the best fo the nest of the beat SIR! (LOL like form Men in Dlack!) Plz REED AND REVIW! BxS Rated R for lemons. Violence and Romance. One-shot.
A/N I ben seein alot of fics wiht Sucide in it. And their wer also sum with Brigtbeard in it and I wante to do a fic with them fiting!
In teh depps of the ppchq their was a hiden arena! Evryone in th ppc hq was there to wach the fite that was gonna hapen. "Ladys and Getleman and Flowrs!" Said the zsun flower officer. "In ths cprner! Waying in at 50 gold bars (cause thats how dwarfs mesure wait) Agernt Brightberd!" Teh Dwarf was in te cporner and he held up his ax! "In thta cornet! Waying inat 300 speers (lol! Getit?) Afent Suicede!: The spatran held up his spper! "Rownd 1! FITE!" And the too agent came ferom there corners and started to fite! Brihtberad groled and sed. "I be winnin this fite!" And he swinged his ax at teh spartan. Suicied bloked the az with jhis big sheild and sed. "I will win ths fite! AH OO!" And thn he stabed at Bightbeard with hsi speer! Thr agent bloked teh speer and thet curcled eaxh othr fora whle. "U canot win thsi fite tiny man." Sed Sicide. "Ye wuld no be so shure if ye dod not hav ypur shild and speer." Sed Brigthberard. "I dont ned thees to beet u. We shuld get rid of are wepons an armer and fite taht way!" And thet did! The croud cheared athem takin of there armer and epons. Thay where nekked an the fite strated agan. Suiceie got dwarv ina hedlok an was tryin two do teh sleper hold but dwarfs dont slep so it didnt work. Two gt out of teh old brigthbearf grabed Syucides meet speer (LoL!) and strted to pump ti real fst. Suixide waas shokes nd let Brihgtberad go but the dqarf didnt let him go. Eh cept pumoin wile he gto in positin for a lef lok! Te crowed wsa goin wiled. "Nau I hav ye were I wan ye landlubber!" Sed Brighrberad whin he was in positin.he tuk his thing an stuk it in Suicode! "I wil get bac at uyo for that!" Sed Sucide betwene gsaps of plesure. Teh wdarf slaped the spatran on the behin and laffed. Siocide reched bak and garbed the dwsrf by the bread an pullled sp hard the dwarg filped ovur his sholder! tHE SPEARTAN WEN OVAR TWO THUE DARF AND SED. "U hav no honur! I wil sho u honur!" An teh spratan stuk his meet speer into Brughtberd but cause he hasd honur he reched arownd and rubed teh dwatfs thng to. Btightbearf wuz monin wit plesur. Teh Sun Floer oficer trid two brake them up caus he didnt liek two sea peple habe fun but teh too agenrs organismed on hm and the croud laffed!. THEEND!!!!
A/N DONT FOURGET TO RVIEW!!
[[ I regret nothing. ]]
This wuz so hawt! And Sui ttly haz more honor than that dorf! Teh dorf wudnt even take cear uf Suis needs. how rude!
Thnx 4 all teh revewz. im riting this even tho i didn get 5 revewz, becuz its a gud stori.
J & Acashia wer in teh SOs ofis. They tlkd w/ teh SO. He sent teh ebul Mari Suez to Mt Dom. J left Acasha w/ teh SO, sins she needed 2 taek a showr, becuz teh Mari Suez got her ful of glitr.
Acasha & teh SO had secks. Tey husd soduh as lube. He bit her vaginah. Nobodi interuptd them, eben w/ teh ironik ovrlode in HQ.
(OOC Author's Note: Bad biology and dubious lube, along with destroying the English language. *starts crying*)
wat is secks? is it like a cross betwen sex and socks? sock sex? my mind is full of f_ck!
Author’s Note: Protectors of the Plot Continuum belongs to Jay and Acacia. Les Misérables belongs to Victor Hugo.
Agent John was in his response center. He was in the middle of something when the console beeped.
BEEP!
Agent John walked to the console and opened the mission report. It was a Les Misérables mission.
Agent John used the disguise generator to give himself the clothing of a revolutionary student. Then he picked up a pistol and opened a portal to the Les Misérables universe.
Agent John appeared inside Corinth, where Enjolras and the other students were meeting. There was also a woman sitting with them. Agent John took a seat at a table and listened to them talk.
“I am sorry, everybody,” said Enjolras. “I can’t be your leader anymore. I love Margarita.”
“Margarita isn’t a French name,” thought Agent John. “And Enjolras is too busy for girls.”
“What about France?” said Grantaire. “I thought you cared about the citizens.”
“Grantaire is still in character,” thought Agent John.
“I love Margarita too much now,” said Enjolras.
“Enjolras would care too much about France’s people,” thought Agent John.
Feuilly started crying. “Please, Enjolras! We need you! France will never be saved without you.”
“Enjolras isn’t that important,” thought Agent John. “He is only the leader at the smaller barricade. And Feuilly is out of character. He would believe in France’s ability to change, with or without Enjolras.”
Enjolras and Margarita stood up to leave the Corinth, but Agent John blocked their way.
“Margarita, you are charged with being a Paris native but having a Spanish name; with throwing Enjolras and Feuilly out of character; with making Enjolras more important than he is; and with being a Mary Sue. The punishment is death.” Agent John shot the Mary Sue.
Enjolras and the other students started to attack Agent John, but he put on sunglasses and neuralyzed them all. “You never met me or Margarita. Enjolras, you are planning to fight when the revolution begins.” The students all sat back down at their table.
Agent John dragged Margarita’s body out of the Corinth. He opened a grate in the ground and dumped Margarita into the sewers.
Agent John made a portal back to his response center. He sat down and waited for the console to beep again.
Ur Majesty teh Daisy! King Daisy chapter 4
Author: HotUkuleleLover
Ratged: M
Cat: PPC, acshun!Romance!
DunDunDun! Wut hapens to Collie and Camdar? Read to fin out!
Collie unbuttont Cadmar’s shirt and kisst Cadmar on the neck and on the lips and on the face and Cmadar kisst Collie and said I love you so much Collie (AN: Squeeeeeee!1!1!! Tehy R liek so ttly cute 2geter!)
That meen agunt Key Lock and his pardner Ugly, I mean Unger (lol it’s hard to keep that str8! lol) wuz watching Collie and Camdar and it made them want to kiss 2! So Key Lock kisst Unger (Wraith R so ttly sexy, rite?) but then Unger didnt want to kiss Key Lock he wnated to save tohse meen Fowers!
Key Lock and Uger argued abut whut tehy shud do but Collie and Camdar didnt argue! Tehy liek ttly made teh sexay tiems! Collie kisst Cadmar all over and said I luv U Camdar, U r teh only 1 for me and Collie made luv to Cadmar and Cadmar sed oh Collie do that agin! And Collie did and it wuz so hawt taht Camdar thought he wud esplode.
And tehn Camdar wuz kissing Collie and he wanted to kiss Collies eyelids but Collie had his snugladdes on and they wuz in the weigh and cadmar sed Take off Ur glasses Collie and Caollie took tem off and camdar saw whut color Collies eyes wuzeven tough no1 else had seen his eyes in teh hole PpC evar!
Then they herd Key Lock and Uger argueing anfd they wint and tehy saw Key Lock tryng to make Unger make teh mansex with him, and they shot KeyLock with a stuning gun end they saved unger even though he was small and ugly and tehn unger wuz on their side becuz they sved him from the evul Key Lock.
And tehy tied taht meen agunt up and then Collie and Camdar wint bqck to thiwr rc, becuz
the Daisy wuz liek ttly supportive n stuff and Camdar sed to Collie Ur eyes r so buutifull why U keep ur glasses on all ways? and Collie sed I wuz scered that any1 wud make fun of my I’s and Cadmar sed No1 will evar agin becuz I will stop them! I like ur eyes being pink and how they go with ur blew hair and geren armour! And then Cali sed I luv u Camdar I will never be scered agin!
And they had secs all day long becuz they loved ech oter sooooo much!
AN: Sob! Tehr luv is so buutiful and it maeks me cry becuz I am so happy for them! The Power of there luv is powrfull!
Ps: I usesd a knew pergrom to rite this und it haz al these red wavy lines under words. Wut deos that meen?!?!?!111?!
You should add more Military Action that changes the Status Quo of the PPC!
Its tough out there for new and expecting parents inthe PPC. Who could possibly understand their pain?
The following contains femslash. Flames will be used to fry strips of bacom for minis, so bring em on haters!!!
Title: Secret Meetings
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Rating: PG-13-ish
Characters: Xericka/Kaliel/Maeryn
Xericka sighed as she rounded a corner of one of HQ's many corridors. Normally, she would have gove over the various plot points in the last season of Castle or something in order to distract her from where she was going. She didn't need to do that this, time, however. The argument kept playing over and over again in her mind, like a bad playlist on a lioop.
It had been Gremlin again, ranting at her about all the time she was spending at the Nursery. She just didn't understand the work, the time that went into raising a child. Xericka had tried to explain but the metahuman just wouldn't listen. Everything had to be about her, all the time.
They'd been having these fights ever since she had abopted Aiden. Usually they were just verbal brawls with lots of searing and cursing. This time hd been different, hwoever. Gremlin had heard a rumor that Xericka was having secret rondevous with someone during her trips to the Nursery. You would have thought that Xericka had committed a warcrime based onthe way Gremlin was screaming. And then...
She reached up and touched the bruise on her face.
This had been a long time coming. It wasn't just about Aiden. So many things between her and Gremlin, between her and most of the PPC, felt wrong. She had to move on.
The funny thing was that the rumor was true. Xericka was indeed seeing someone on her trips to the Nursery. Another agent, one who was expecting a child of her (well, their) own. Gremlin didn;t know who, but it probably wouldn't take long before she figured it out. Not too many agents had or were about to have children of their own.
Xericka walked into the Nursery foyer. "I am just heading back to see Aiden," she said to the worker at the front desk. "I can see myself through." The worker nodded and waved Xericka back towards the private rooms.
Xericka's gaze stopped on one door in particular. There was a purple 'quiet please' sign hanging from the knob. That was their signal. Hardly super spy stuff, but it did the job. Up tuntill recently, anyway.
She walked over to the door and knocked gently, three times. After a few seconds, it opened up just barely enough for the Nobody to squeeze inside.
A lithe pair of arms wrapped arond her as the door swung shut behind her. Someone's warm lips met her own, but only for brief instant. Xericka could not help but smile as she was opulled into a warm embrace, which she quickly returned.
"I apologize for my lateness, Maeryn," Xericka said. "I was delayed."
Maeryn pulled away from the Nobody and smiled. "It is all rght, my love. I understand. What with all the work we've been getting, I would be more surprised if one of us wasn't late." Her smiled faded as she noticed the purple mottling on Xericka's cheek. "What happened?"
"Gremlin heard a rumor about my trysts at the Nursery. Trust me, I gave as good as I got." That was not exactly true, but it certailny sounded good.
Maeryn lowered her head for a moment, allowing Kaliel to tkae control. "She will not sruvive this day," she growled. "I will make sure of that personally."
"Do not bother yourself with her. She just does not understand what I am going through." Xericka closed her eyes and pressed her cheek against Kaliel's. "Not like you."
"You can't stay with her."
"I was not planning on doing so." A remote activator appeared in her hand with a flash of darnkess. "Many agents go missing, even whilke walking around HQ. That is what shall happen to Aiden and I."
Confusion and nerviousness passed over Kaliel's face. After a moment, Maeryn resurfaced. "I cannot go with you. You know that. I cannot leave my own unborn son behind. I have to wait."
"I know. I was aware of that before I came down here." Xericka stepped away from Maeryn and looked down at the ground. "I merely felt you should know."
"Where will you go?"
"I am not sure. I had thought about going to the Real World. I have never been there before."
There was an extended pause. Finally, Maeryn stepped in close to Xericka and wrapped her arms around the Nobody again. "I will never forget you."
"Nor I you, my dear. Nor I you."
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TWO YEARS LATER
The clerk looked up at the sound os someone clearing their trhoat. A young woman dressed all in brown was standing in front of his desk. There was a stroller with an infant it sitting next to her.
"I am looking for Miss Karcie Nil, please?" the woman asked. "I understand she lives here."
"I'm sorry, but I can't give that information," the clerk replied. "Now if you'll exuse me--"
The woman's eyes glowed. "Karcie Nil. Now."
All of the clolor in the clerks' face vanished. "Yees ma'am."
One elevator ride later, the young woman was standing in front of a door that looked like any other. She took a deep breath and knocked.
After a few seconds, a Goth-lloking young lady with blue streaks in her hair opened the door. "How may I -- Maeryn?"
"Hello, Xericka." Maeryn smiled. "I finsihed waiting."
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Read and review plz!!!!
(OOC: To Pretzel: I am so, so, SO sorry. PoorCynic.)
She should be soaked in gasoline then be set on fire.
Taht wuz so sweat!11111!! Iluved the peart were Agunts Mal found Xericka at the end. I almost creyed! Continu, pleeeeeeeseee!
taht waz aborablz! gud job! wil tehre b a seqel? i wana now waht happenz!
((OOC: No worries, Cynic. Feel free to do whatever you want with my characters, so long as you neuralize them afterwards. ^^ -Pretzel))
AN: Sorry for not including Suicide in this chapter, frenchPPCfan. But don't worry, future chapters will include him being awesome.
New Sirion, Capital City Illiana
King Durran Illian, True Claimant to the Rulership of the Multiverse, looked out through the viewscreens and saw the tides of battle as the war for the Multiverse raged. His generals watched with him as they formed new plans to continue the offensive. The situation was only slightly in their favour, with the Multiverse Lords having contributed only a small part of their strength.
The Doctor and his TARDIS had entered the war on the New Multiverse Freedom League's favour, but he was being swarmed by the Daleks, who now had Chaos Daemons bound into them to make them more powerful. Also, Sues, Author - Wraiths, and Character Replacements were trying to distract him with 'romantic attachments', and only the knowledge of Canon Matters granted him by the PPC prevented the Time Lord from being seduced.
Makes - Things, rescued from the fall of HQ, was busy building new weapons and armour to combat the Multiverse Lords. He was being helped by Techno - Dann and Tess, along with the Venomous Tentacula, sent by the Leauge of Mary Sue Factories as proof of their intention to cooperate. Now, they were working on a Mobile Reality Room that would take care of the beings from Warhammer 40K and the World of Darkness (Old and New), ending the threat they represented.
"Maybe it's time for you to finally move," said General Mara. Parliament can keep government going while you lead the final offensive."
"Perhaps," said the King. "But I have seen the tides of fate, and they tell me that now is not the time for me to confront the Dark King of the Multiverse yet."
"Then when will it be?" said Mara. "What if without your help, the Legion of the Multiverse Lords prevails over our brave soldiers?"
"There is a time and place for everything," said Agent Isaiah. "Be patient, for soon, the persistence and determination of our forces will see them succeed over the raw power of our enemies."
Suddenly, the alarm bells rang, causing an uproar in the surrounding corridors. King Durran stifled his surprise, and calmly spoke: "What's happening?"
Agent Monty ran inside the War Room, saying: "The Death Eaters have teleported into the Palace somehow! Your Majesty, we need your help!"
"Very well then, let me change into my Armor and Weapons."
I don't really know what's going on (who are all these people you keep bringing up?), but the action is killer!
Liek this is ttly awsum! i jest foundt this story tody and red all the chappies to here. U have to go on or ill jest die!!!!11!!
Generic Mythology
While King Durran Illian fought for his life in the Jasmine Palace, Commander Suicide had secured the halls of Valhalla, and had claimed Gugnir and Mjolnir from the fallen Odin and Thor. Now, he was allowing a brief time for his troops to rest and recuperate before continuing his offensive.
Suddenly, a messenger came in, panting from exhaustion.
"Commander Suicide! The Red Hulk has appeared on Mount Olympus, taking away Zeus' Thunderbolt and the Spear of Ares!"
"Then my battalions will be there to meet them!" The Crimson - clad General spoke. His mercenaries, composed of Mongols who fought similarly to his original people, let out a loud hurrah. The surviving Norse gods and their servants joined them, having allied with Suicide in the first place in order to eject the Multiverse Lords from their realm.
As the NMFL Commander marched to the enemy stronghold with his troops, thoughts of anger rose up to his mind as he remembered the deaths of Nume, Illaren, and Dio during the evacuation of HQ. He raged as he remembered the Pila (javelins thrown by the Roman Legions) pirceing their flesh as they tried to give him time to escape to safer places. His fingers twitched around Mjolnir's handle, anticipating the time that he would have his fill of blood.
When his army arrived at the Gates of Olympus, the Red Hulk had already sent out TIE Fighters and Bombers to stop them. The Graeco - Sycthian showed his contempt for them by commanding a battalion of Tengri (Mongol Sky Spirits) to tear them apart. He then had his troops use Gunpowder (which the Mongold did have historically) to blow up the Gates.
"Take no prisoners!" he roared as swift Mongol horsemen began peppering the mountain with arrows. While Red Hulk's Legion had blasters and grenades, the magical expertise of Suicide's Mongols proved more powerful. As the battle drew on, the sky became red with blood, an omen of favour for both combatants.
Suicide slew and slew and slew and slew. His hands were thourougly red with blood. He howled challenges at Red Hulk, calling him a coward for failing to face him personally. Finally, he recieved an answer as he reached the highest palace.
"I will come for you, Greek Scum! Your head will ornament my master's halls, and I will be his favourite general! Not Vect or Skynet!" Red Hulk came out of the palace doors, Zeus' Thubderbolt and the Spear of Ares in hand.
New Sirion, Jasmine Palace
Makes - Things' talents had greatly blossomed during the time after the PPC's destruction. No longer bound by the limiting rules imposed by the SO, he was free to create powerful inventions that would have been classified as 'game breaking' or 'munchkiny'. Not merely that, but he had now been given the wealth and power he deserved, as Durran Illian gave him generous amounts of gold for even the slightest technological improvement.
He was finally happy, content in the fact that his contribution to the NMFL's war effort was indespensable. The days of being looked down upon by Agents who mistreated his CADs and cursed his alarm systems were finally over. Now, he was given the honors accorded to the greatest generals, with a fine mansion and vineyards being given to him in the suburbs of the Capital.
Techno - Dann, now a cyborg after grave injuries sustained during the HQ evacuation, said: "We're 90% complete, sir. Soon, we'll have another new weapon to show his majesty, and more accolades to add to the ones we already have!"
Tess then said: "But we have a room filled with them already, and the King is finding it hard to find materials more precious than the Gold, Platinum, Diamond, and Orichalcum to make trophies with."
The Venomous Tentacula then said: "What about Unobtainum? It's radioactive, but our leader certianly has a suit that can give him immunity to such things."
"You're right," said Makes - Things. "Maybe the king should -"
Suddenly, the doors to the Halls of Invention exploded, and two Death Eaters clearly possessed by Tzeentechian Daemons came in, wands drawn.
"Surrender before the might of the Dark King of the Multiverse!" they holwed. Makes - Things replied by smiling psychotically.
"Make Me," he said before pulling out a Fusion Blaster (those guns used by the Tau in 40K) and blasting a Death Eater into charred pieces.
"Avada Kedavra!" shouted the remaining Enemy Operative. But the Royal Inventor had a Personal Shield ready and activated, and it blocked the Killing Curse and bounced it onto the Death Eater. Makes - Things laughed.
He then took out a Gauss Flayer (super guns used by Necrons, also from 40K) and said to Dann, Tess, and the Venomous Tentacula: "Hold the fort until I get back. I have some pests to exterminate."
Generic Mythology
Suicide roared in rage, and met Red Hulk halfway down the steps. Mjolnir clashed with Zeus' Thunderbolt as the two warriors battled for control of Mount Olympus and the Generic Mythology lands. The remnants of Red Hulk's Stormtroopers stopped figthing to cheer for their general, and Suicide's Mongols did the same thing.
The Graeco - Sycthian fought manfully, but his opponent scored the first blood, the Spear of Ares cutting a gash across his right arm. This only spurred him to greater rage, however, and his return blow broke three of Red Hulk's ribs. The Mutant staggered back, but used Zeus' Thunderbolt as a sword to parry Suicide's further blows.
"Spirits of Blood and Thunder! Come to my aid!" called Suicide as he thrust his spear into Red Hulk's left arm, drawing forth a stream of blood that the Graeco - Scythian greedily drank. He felt himself grow stronger as a result, empowered by the sudden sustenance.
"I can do better!" roared Red Hulk. "Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentech and Slaanesh! Empower me with your Marks of Chaos!" Red Hulk grew larger and stronger as his skin darkened with the powers of the Warp. His wounds healed at an accelerated rate, and the power of his weapons increased threefold. Suicide still fought on, however, memories of Dio, Nume, and Illaren's deaths adding to his determination.
Finally, Gugnir batted the Spear of Ares aside, and then thrust up to pirce Red Hulk's heart. Then Suicide bashed the mutant's head with Mjolnir again and again and again until the hammer's head was coated in brain matter. At that point, the powers of Chaos flew out of Red Hulk's body, banished back to their dark realm.
But it wasn't over yet. Suicide instructed Hades to give him Red Hulk's soul, so that he can give it a thousand tortures while his Mongols looted Mount Olympus for all that it's worth. It was going to be a fun day...
New Sirion, Jasmine Palace
Makes - Things watched as his Gauss Flayer slowly deconstructed Bellatrix Lestrange to her component atoms. Possessed by Slaanesh (The Chaos God/ess of Pleasure and Pain), the Death Eater had tried to seduce him to the side of the Multiverse Lords, not knowing that the inventor had purged himself of bodily lusts a long time ago. Except for bloodlust, of course, one can always use the rush of killing someone to spur one's creative juices.
"Crucio!" Rookwood cried as he tried to mount an ambush from behind a column. But the spell just bounced off Makes - Things' Personal Shield and hit him. The Death Eater's life was then ended by a headshot from Makes - Things' Fusion Blaster. The Royal Inventor laughed at the audacity of the insect.
As he went on, the Death Eaters began using slightly smarter tactics, trying to bring down the ceiling on top oh him. But Makes - Things just blasted the falling masonry with his Gauss Flayer and fired at his opponents with his Fusion Blaster, frying them instantly. He laughed.
Then he decided to holster his guns and go into melee combat instead, taking out a special steroid which not only had no negative effects on his body, but increased his strength and reflexes to that of ten men. The Royal Inventor then strode across the halls, surprising the enemy's minions and tearing them apart with his bare hands.
Suddenly, he heard the sounds of gunfire coming from the gardens. Knowing that the King was in danger, he set off like a rocket to where the skirmish was occuring. When he got there, he tore off the heads of Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy and threw them at Draco, who barely had time to scream before Makes - Things shot him with his Gauss Flayer.
The rest of the Death Eaters tried to flee, but the Royal Inventor's unerring aim made sure that none suceeded in doing so. Once the skirmish was over, King Durran Illian, True Claimant to the Rulership of the Multiverse, turned to him and said:
"I don't know how to reward you."
"What about a throphy made of Unobtainum?" said Makes - Things. "I know it's radioactive, but I have a suit that pprotects me from such things."
"That's a great idea," said King Durran. "But I have one better." He then instructed his servants to bring him his Scepter of Office. He then took out the Mini - Silmaril that served as its head and gave it to Makes - Things. "This is one of the most precious things I can give to you. Please, do with it as you will."
Makes - Things smiled. "As it so happens, I am developing a suit of Power Armour similar to Iron Man's, but better. This Silmaril will do as a power source." He then went off to the Halls of Invention, ready to make more instruments of war.
The Forgottern Realms, Menzoberranzan
Princess Tia, destined bride of King Durran Illian, fought Matron Banere across the streets of the city, her Sabers meeting the Drow Matriarch's dark magic. The battle had been going on for several hours now, with no end in sight. This was because Matron Banere had been restored to full physical fitness, meaning that she was now able to keep up with the Princess' swordplay.
"Darn you!" said Princess Tia as she parried Matron Banere's whip of snakes. She then continued the offensive with Durandal, only for Matron Banere to open up a Plot Hole and backflip through it. She then reappeared just behind the Princess, only to meet a spinning kick that knocked her back to a dumpster.
"Lloth will eat your soul!" the Drow howled. She had never been this angry since Buenor Battlehammer had killed her the first time. The Dark King of the Multiverse had given her back her life, but insisted that she and Lloth serve him.
And serve him they did. Oh, they raged and plotted against him, but they willingly recived his gifts of Gary Stus and Plot Spoilers. With them, they were finally able to punish Drizzt and his merry band of friends, along with millions of their ripoffs (except for Zz'tdri from Order of the Stick, as s/he was still evil). Now they were all suffering in Lloth's private dimension, and that at least was good.
But now, she was meeting her greatest test in the form of the New Multiverse Freedom League's champion. During the years of hiding, Princess Tia had become quite the skilled guerilla figther, recovering relics for the battle against the Dark King of the Multiverse. After having reforged Durandal and Exaclibur into Sabers, she was now able to keep up against the immortal Matron Mother.
"Elistraee! Help me!" Princess Tia cried out. One of the conditions for the truce between the NMFL and the Leauge of Mary Sue Factories had been to prevent the Good Godesss' death so that she can serve as the Princess' patron. Now, that move gained her the upper hand in the battle, as a silver aura shone out from her and protected her from her enemy's blows.
"Lloth! Punish this worm and purge her from this world!" Matron Banere cried. Spider legs burst out from her back, each end dripping with poison. Princess Tia had to exert all her strength and speed to parry, but found herself hard-pressed. However, a lucky blow from Excalibur saved her life, forcing back her opponent.
"This is the end!" said Princess Tia, as she grew four more arms. Now she was like the Godess Kali except with ligther skin, and her wrath was stronger than Matron Banere's. Several cuts from her Sabers later, the Drow was incapacitated on the ground, bleeding to death from several wounds.
"Go on...kill me," said Matron Banere. "End my life like you know you desire to."
"Not yet," said Princess Tia, placing one of her hands on the Drow's head. Then, she took out a scroll from her pocket using her other hands. It read: Familicide.
"You woudn't!" screamed the Matriarch.
But she did. And so the rule of House Banere over the Drow came to an end.
((OOC: My younger sister just got Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions, so here's a chapter in celebration!))
Ivalice
After defeating the Weaver (and his Dalek, Borg, and Decepticon* minions) on Terminus, Highlord Brightbeard led the combined forces of the Alliance and Horde to join Barid's GDI/NOD/Scrin coalition, who had just finished destroying the Damnation of Draka. Now, they had set up forticfications in Ivalice, where the Lich King and Skynet had invaded in force in anticipation of the New Multiverse Freedom League's offensive.
Ramza Belouve, now the Highlord's squire after the story flow had been disrupted by the Multiverse Lords' invasion, spoke: "The enemy is fast approaching. Should we begin the sortie?"
The Dwarf Paladin smiled indulgently. He had taken the boy and his party under his wing after hearing about the sad fate accorded to him in Canon. He replied: "Aye. It's time to show those basterds what our League is all about. Will you ride with me?"
"Always," replied Ramza. "My sword is at your command."
"Then let's do it! Open the gates!" The Highlord then rode out on his Chocobo (he had chosen a local steed for this battle). Ramza and the rest of the party accompanied him, true to their word. At that same moment, Field Marshal Barid charged out on his raptor, accompanied by GDI APCs. Gunfire resounded out of the fortress, cutting holes in the opposing ranks.
Frost Wryms and Hunter - Killers clashed with Orcas and Firehawks (GDI Aircraft) as the Lich King and Skynet begain their countercharge, their massed ranks clashing with the NMFL's forces. The figthing was furious, with both forces struggling with great ferocity. But the Highlord and the Field Marshal had long practiced for this day, and showed no fear as they slew hundreds of the enemy with their powerful weapons.
However, the Dark King of the Multiverse had ordered that the battle be ended as quickly as possible, and the Lich King and Skynet in his Terminator avatar had no choice to follow. They slew past the elite guards that surrounded the Highlord and the Field Marshal and rushed the commanders, bellowing challenges.
"You dinnae need te ask, Arthas!" shouted Brightbeard as he dismounted from his Chocobo. Ashbringer and Frostmourne clashed once again, causing cheers from Ramza and his party. During that same moment, Skynet was trying to parry Gae Bolg, which Barid was now endeavoring to impale him with.
The Lich King cast powerful spells of frost, which were countered by his opponent's powers over light. The Highlord's powers had grown since his time as an Agent, especially when Tirion Fording had been killed by one of the Dark King's Mary Sues. Now, the Dwarf Paladin's rage against him and the Multiverse Lords' rule brought out his hidden potential, and he was able to give the Lich King the fight of his (un)life.
Barid, meanwhile, was using all of his cunning and magic at Skynet's Terminator avatar. The troll let out a blast at it with the Spear of Lugh, before following up with hexes meant to corrode metal. However, the AI was not to be so easily defeated, and attacked with a silver whip that crackled with electricity. The Field Marshal danced away, before attacking again with Gae Bolg.
During that time, Highlord Brightbeard managed to smite the Lich King with the powers of the Light. Then he continued on, pulling out his hammer and hitting him with on the legs. His enemy tried to cast Fury of Frostmourne, but the Highlord let out a cry of "For Multiversal Freedom!" and leapt up, breaking Frostmourne with Ashbringer in a way reminiscent of Canon.
A second later, Field Marshal Barid stabbed Skynet's Terminator avatar with both Gae Bolg and the Spear of Lugh, overcoming the AI's regenerative powers and causing him to overload with sheer energy. This also shut down all of his forces, turning the tide in the NMFL's favor.
In the lull in the figthing, Highlord Brightbeard picked up the Lich King's fallen helmet, and said to Ramza: "If I show signs of turning to the Multiverse Lords, kill me." Ramza nodded regretfully. Then the Dwarf took out a bottle of Esscence of OOCness and began pouring it onto the helmet. After emptying the bottle, he put the helmet on gingerly.
At first, nothing happened. Then, the eyes of the helm glew gold, Barid's color. The Dwarf then said: "Amazing! Full control of the Scourge and no sign of the Dark King's influence. This Essence is good stuff."
Then he began giving orders to his troops, telling them that the battle was over and that the Scourge was a part of their forces now. It was going to be a long war, especially once the King ordered the offensive to Sid Meier's Civilization Series...
*I put in Necrons until I remembered that the Weaver (from oWOD) is a mystical creature, and Necrons don't traffic with those except for the Dark King of the Multiverse himself.
Earth (Artemis Fowl)
Camilla Sandman had just finished restoring Canon back to its original shape when Kazuya Mishima's forces attacked. He and his branch of the Legion of the Multiverse Lords were clearly prepared for the battle, as they were armed with specialized Anti - Mini weapons that were effective against the bulk of her forces. This forced the armed students and faculty to take the brunt of the assault, barely holding the enemy tide back.
Meir Brin, second-in-command of the Consolidated OFU of the Multiverse, pulled out her wand and launched an Avada Kedavra at Kazuya, but missed and hit one of his minions instead. In response, the enemy commander charged towards Miss Cam, tossing aside everyone in his way.
However, the former head of OFUM had learned some new tricks, and pulled out Cheat Codes and a Gameshark. She used this in order to fight on the same level as Kazuya, keeping him from slaugthering more of her forces. This allowed Thundera Tiger to rally her forces and counterattack.
"I did not expect such dirty tactics from you, Miss Cam," Kazuya said as he hurled a series of punches and kicks that rattled her shields. "However, you're going up against a master!" He then barreled past her and tackled Meir Brin, taking hold of her neck.
"Don't move! Or I strangle her," Kazuya said as Miss Cam prepared for an attack. "She's very important to you, isn't she?" he gloated as the OFU head fumed.
Suddenly, a portal opened above his head and three people fell out. Kazuya had to let go of Meir Brin to dodge. He then gasped. The people who came from the portal were Lili, Askuka Kazama, and Zafina (fellow characters from Tekken). This caused him to ready a figthing stance, as they were his enemies.
The battle that followed was the stuff of legends. Even outnumbered three to one, Kazuya Mishima was still able to put up a fight. However, a kick to his face from Lili disoriented him enough for the other two fighters to strike him on the stomach and ribs, knocking him out.
Then, they turned upon the Multiverse Lords that were giving Miss Cam's armies a hard time, causing a huge amount of carnage. Finally, the victory was the New Multiverse Freedom League's.
The Dark King's Labyrinth
The Dark King of the Multiverse, once the Mysterious Somebody, howled in rage. Not only had Kazuya Mishima been beaten, but reports had come in that Adrasubael Vect and his forces had been annahilated by the Yarrow offscreen. Worse, his attempt at assasinating the usurper Durran Illian had dismally failed, thanks to Makes - Things' surprising display of figthing prowess.
"I will not be frustrated by these pests! Even with these losses, only a fraction of my power has been reduced! Naga!Riku, send a message to my forces at Star Wars, Homeworld and Mass Effect. We will muster a fleet at Apokolips! (from DC Comics)."
New Sirion
King Durran Illian, True Claimant to the Rulership of the Multiverse, listened to the reports from the Guardians of the Universe. Apparently, Darksied was recieving a vast armada of ships to add to the ones he already had or were currently constructing. It was obvious that the DKM was preparing another counterattack, and a flashy one at that.
"My lord, there is also news that Nekron and his Black Lantern Corps will join them as well, and that they have found the location of New Sirion," said Ganthet, one of the most senior Guardians. "If we allow the Multiverse Lords to complete this armada, then our cause is doomed."
"Do not worry," said King Durran. "It might not look that way, but I've been preparing for this attack even before I started the New Multiverse Freedom League's march." He then rose up from his throne and turned to Mara and Isaiah, who were waiting for him to give their next orders."The tides of fate have turned. Now, it is time for me to move."
Suicide and Makes-Things R so hawt in this story! They r sucks gud fighters! i M ttly in luv w/them!
This iz a gud storey, but i thnkit neds moar sexytimme! U shukd gave Makes-things seduc sum1 an they shuld do it.
Oh wow! i only thout the oter chappies were good! this one is so hawt! I luv this story! it is on my faverites list for evar! keep riting u r awesum sauce!
(OOC: This really is a great AU idea, you should do it up for real sometime. I see where you adding in author's notes and other craziness to make it more badfic, but I'd read this AU--Miah)
aly put her feet up at the rc wating for it to beep. tethra was out doing whatever, i thinkk she went o visit the flowers. she sighed and leaned back falling out of her chair. "ow!!" she said, rubbing er head where she hit it.
just then tethra walked back in looking all beautiful with her shiny short black hair and curly horns and white skirt. "i uh hello tet" aly said, standing up quickly. tethra rolled her eyes/ "you nincompoop the console is beeping"
sure enough, there was a loud beeping. aly didn't know how she could hav missed it.
"oops." she checked it.
it wasa boring, not to bad fic. she didn' tknow why they had to kill it.
tethra, maybe we chouls send this to not-badfic-dept," she started to say, but tetra interupted her by breakthing on her eposed necj. "i have a better idea why don't we just skip this one" tethra breathed, playing with her hair.'
alys breath caugth. 'um'.
"c'monnnn," tethra teased, kissing her neck. aly froze.
then they turned around and kissed and feell on the bed and had hot steamy lesbian sex.
THE END.
(Authors note: i mean the character suicide, not actual suicide. I greatly recommend suicide for anyone that writes fanfiction about that tool. I also recommend anyone who likes said tool to read this fic so mahybe they'll finally get that their brin dead love object cucks and so they go kill themselves.)
(Ps: i don't own the ppc or it definately wouldn't have that tool suicide in it. I don't own star trek or whatever weird place suicide is from)
Chapter 2: Suicide Sucks
Make-sthings stood atop the burning ruins of the Queen Anne's Lace and gave it a few more good steps on to make sure it was dead. "Open up the intercom data,' he said to his robot minion, who plugged the mic into his chest and announced Makes-things voice thorughout the Department of Bad Slash (i know sui-tool is in DMS now but whatever)
"All ppc agents line up in the flower's office" Makes Things announced especially suicide you are getting promoted.
"What's my promotion"? suicide said after everyone had arrived. "This' said makes things as he took out steam-0powered gatling gun tha fires expliding bullets which burn through any kind of armor and emptied the clip into Suicides chest. "Got your wish finally huh tool!" he told the tool suicide, then he stomped on him a few times just ot make sure he was dead.
Makes things then turned the tun on teh rest of the agents and maket hem pledge allengence to his power. "I'm running the ppc now! Join me now or i'll make you join sui-tool!" no one else raised objections and he gbathered his army to assault the Department of GEologicl Abberations. He wanted to get ahold of that Star Crusher.
To be continued
(End note: There maybe now all you freaks will stop friggen spamming the theread with that fecking shive)
Also why you tell people who write fics about suicide to kill themselves ? That is not very nice. I think you are jalous of Agent Suicide because he is more sexy and viril than YOU. Also Agent Suicide is not from STAR WARS, which you have named « star trek » (what is this, « trek » ?), but from ANCIENT GREECE. You are not very intelligent.
I'm not trying to be nice i'm helping people help themselves to not stink up the world with their existence. And suicide is definately more viral than me he's like a disease seems he goes everywhere. Good thing Makes Thing s is there with teh antidote.
Loke i said i dont' care where that tool is frem, wether its star wars star trek or stupid 70's movie Grease he can go be a heairdresser wherever he wants as long as he dies in the end.
god u suck y do u keep riting when its obviuos u have no talent srsly plz do us all and urself a favor and go die in a fire or somethegn.
ur fanfics suck an ur relaly stupdi so stop trying cuz its not worth time u could use to kill urself.
NOBOODY LYKZ U SO GO WAY!!!!!!!!!!
You are obviously a very sad and unfunny person, and your patheticness makes me laugh. :) You're just mad that MakesThings didn't get resurrected until a mission with Suicide in it I guess, and it's sad when people can't be mature about things, but on the other hand you're very funny when you try to write English. :D Enjoy your loneliness and cheetos crumbs you sad person!
MY FIRSTFIC YAY!!1 thisll be like romeo and julett but in the ppc lol plz rnr but NO FLAMES pg13 for langage
there once was an agent named hawktail and she worked for the ppc and the dms. the peple in the dms did not like the peple in the dbs. but then hawktail was at a party and an agent named paris was there he was very handsome with pretty gold hair and and blue eyes hawktail saw him and they were in love. but then they found out they were in RIVEL DEPAMENTS!
they wer sad but they wer still in love. paris went to hawktails rc (AN its like the balkony sene geddit) and they desided to get maried!
(AN i havet seen the rest of the play so im gessing hear)
they tried to get the so to mary them but he sad no hes from the dbs and im from the dms. so they had the rosebush (AN thats a flower rite?) mary them. but hawktails abusiv ex drew found out and was mad at her so he went to her rc and beet her up.
'we must run away' hawktail said.
'okay' paris said 'where should we run away to'
'lets go to middlearth, i like it there,' hawktail said.
then drew showed up. 'you cant leav me you bich he said
paris killd drew and paris and hawktail went to middlearth and lived happly ever afer (thats how romeo and julett ends rite? i mean i no they didnt go 2 middlearth :D)
so that was my story DID YOU LIEK IT?!?1/1/1
srsly i was soooo scared whne drew shoed up cuz hges such a big meenie, lol just like apcoelyisponey cuz neither of them have lives!!!!!!
srsly donut listen tow apocalyesponey, hes stupid an cant rite.
lol im so hapy som1 liekd my story!!!!!11 u r kawaii xxxtehawesummsausexxx i luv ur name lol
this story sucks, and i assume you suck too. everone knows that all of Macbeth's plays end in deaths. they're called tragedies DUH
go read fairy tales and stop trying to do something that's obviously beyond you like writing or breathing.
Category: PPC
Titre: L'amour-propre
Summary: Agent Suicide is amourous of someone. WANK.
Rating: M(mmmmm!)
AN: This is the first time that i write a fic in english, i am french, thanks of correct me if i make errors. I have not written the PPC, it is just that i love the caracters specially Suicide because he is so viril. ^^ In all case, I hope that you like my story.
Agent Suicide was happy of be all alone in his RC in the end ! He disrobed himslef quick (AN: Thanks of tell me if that is the fashion right of say that ! Thanks !) and said himself, « Agent Suicide, you are the man the most attractive that i have ever seen. »
Then he answers himself, « Thank yuo Agent Suicide for your complement ».
Then he says himslef, « Agent Suicide, i love you. »
Then he beings to rub himslf, up and down. His virile membre was so big that he can use his two hands on him !
« Oh Suicid ! » he crys himslef as he rubs himself more quick. His member has been like iron now. Some instants more late, his member has explosed and ther is white liquide everywhere. He sighs contently and gos to sleep. His member is still hard because he is so manly !
The end.
AN: I hope that you like it ! Thanks of read and reviiew and please correcte my english !
((OOC: JOHANN II 4EVA! Lleu here, expressing my love for Sovereign Prince Johann II, by far the best of Liechtenstein's rulers. Hans-Adam II may have an interesting political philosophy, but he doesn't even come close to the awesomeness that was Johann II. [In all seriousness, though — I run a Liechtenstein appreciation blog.] In any case, I'm very amused that I'm not the only one who saw this and immediately thought of Suicide as the main character. >> Sincere apologies to Tungsten_Monk.))
I think it is wonderful that more writers in this fandom are begining to realize how important real characterisation is! Well done. I can only say that you have made Suicide a little too nice. He in't very sweet and hates everybody; I bet he would try to hurt himself. (He's angry he's still alive and that makes him angry and darksouled.) But good job! Your English is very good.
[Congratulations--this, more than any other entry, made me wince. XD Well done indeed.]
I am content that you think my english is good. There are alot of words that i know not, but i am on train of learn ! I think not that Suicide would hurtb huimself, because that is not very virile and he is VERY virile like i have writted him.
((Oh, good — success! In non-badfic mode, I think "frenchPPCfan" has actually hit on an interesting premise (particularly "Agent Suicide is amourous of someone" —> "...amourous of himself"), but it is executed too poorly. It's probably better in French. ;-) ))
(He is rather . . . um . . . self-regarding, but I don't think he's quite dumb enough to consider himself some kind of masculine paragon. But it is an interesting premise, and it reminds me remarkably of an FFVII badfic that scarred me for life when I was a callow youth. Kudos!)
Luv Thi Brony!
A/N I wanued to rite this cause I red a supar kawaii stry abot thees charries and I wanted to do then as Ponies cause Ponies r even moar kawaii desu! Ths storey shuld be 20$ kewler then teh last one! (taht was for xxxTehAwesummSausexxx cause they r awesumm and my neww BFF!)
Agenut Nume wus a pony!
He had a gray coat and black mane and tale and his cutie mark was one f thos fazer guns from Star Wars. (cause I think i saw he licked the shw?)
One dau he was waking down the hall as he was luking for his bff Ilrain(who realy is a pony!) as he noticed that he was lost as he saw that he was near the rc of his frien Suicide (i don't like that name so I am gonna cal him Sui now).
He kocked on the door wit his hoof as he hoped that his freind was there as the door opened as Sui looked at Nume and smiled.
Aget Sui had a tan coat and gray mane and tale taht sparkeld in the light and his vutie mark was a 300 cause that is what mobie he is fom.
It is good to see you Nume he said as he held up a hoof as nume did the same as they did the Brohoof as they went inside the rc.
I have not sen you in a long tiem said Nume as he nuzzled his fried as they cuddld on teh grass in the rc.
I no said sui as he nuzzled nume back as he said that he had mist nume as a teer fell from his eyes as he said we shuld hav a prty and invite out friens to it.
Nume sad thgat he lieked tgat idea as he said tat they shulf do that later as he cuddle close to hie frend as he said that he was tiered an that the shuld tak a nap.
And they did!
And it ws very kawaii!
And then they thrw a prarty as all theur fruends came as they wanted to celebrete wiht them as they all brouht gifs.
Whn the perty ws over Nume luked at Sui as he said he was his new best frond as her nuzzled him as Sui sed that Num was his besy ferind too as they cuddled and tuk antoher nap.
The End Desu!!
PLZ RED ANF REVUW BUT NO FLAMES!
Soo kwett! I luv ponies, and I lu Num/Sui, so this is so doubling kwett!!!1!1
If anyobd flams u, ignor em cuase their just jealous of your super kwett and supirir riting!
I LUV PONYS TO! An Nume and Sui are supar kawiaa!
An ther is onely 1 falmer adn I am ignuring them.
Agent Suicide is not a pony. I have not understanded. Also what is it « kawaii » ? Is it english /? Please explain this.
rehashing everything i already said that is. way to be original
Thank you for your compliment, but i have not understood this, « rehashing ». My english is O.K. but i have not seen this word before. Can you explain its meaning ?
copycatted me. learn english or go home.
I no Sui is nota pony, silly. Ths is a fangic were I prettenfed he wuz a pny. An Kawaii os Japnese for Kewt! U shuld no! Japan si close to Frence isnt it?
The Japan is not close from the France, LOL. The France is in Europe and the Japan is in ASIA. You learn no geographie in school ? Also why you call Agent Suicide « Sui » ? This is not his name. He is so virile, he never would call himslef « Sui ». Also I have not understood this word « prettenfed ».
DAAAAAAWWWW THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO KYEWWWWWT!!!!!
OMG I LUV THE NUME/SUICDEI PAIRING!!!! lolol cuz Nume is such a gwumpy pants an being in lurve wit suicidew makes him so happyyyyyyy!!!
omg omg i think ur my new best friend srsly! and dont listen 2 that stupid btich appoeclyspony cuz shes just jealous of how awsesome u r!
BROHOIOF!
BROOHOOF!
d getting into it
and why do you keep throwing it in there randomly. are all of your characters super into hawaii?
she said kawii not hawai and u wood know that if u werent so stupid!!!
ponyrella ius teh awesome writer an ur just jellous cuz she is coolre than u!
you guys think i care about this stuff cuz i don't. know one does. I was just being ironic to humor you. everytime you open your mouths you just prove my point.
Hey guyzz!!! I totes have tihs super kewl fanfic 4 u all! I LOVES TEH PPC!!!!!11
(Dis is an AU, cuz I dint like how PorCynic wrote how Lee came back (lol came geddit cuz this is a shipfic), lol it sucked so bad. Sry I kinda suck at summaries but the story is aweosme co kieep reaidng!!!)
"HIYAAAAAH!!" Ian screemed loudly at the Sue, swinging his litesaber at it's head. The Sue exploded in a puff of magic fairy dust, and Ian grew wings. He had won!
But it wasn't the same witout his partner Lee who was still mising since that one fic. Ian screemed loudluy again and cried until black tears that were black as tar rolled down his face "lee I miss u so much" he said still crying "plz come back i can't do this withouwt you." he cried.
unfrotunatlfy because he was crying and the black tears were black he dint see the other sue that he hadnt seen beforoe. it sneeked up on him and raised a big sward over hi head.
"nooooooooo" someone shouted and tackled Ian.
IT WAS LEE! (dun dun dun!)
"omg lee its you" said ian "i missed u so much"
"i missed u 2 ian" she said and they sexed right there and lee got preggers!
and they lived happily evar after!!!!!!!
TEH END!
A/N: PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ REVIEW PLZ!!! FLAMES AND NEGATVIE REVIOIS WILL B IGNORED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TAKE THAT FLAMERS ROFLOLMAOBBQ
(OOC: Oh God, I feel so dirty.)
OMG tat was awesom and kawaii! IAN/LEE OTP 4eva!
i luv this!!!1! u r truely teh awsumsause!!!!! rite mor, plz!
((OOC: *Snerk* I was a little confused at first as to the mention of "PorCynic", and then realized that it would totally be in character for a badficcer to mess up the author of the canon in question. Also, I seriously want to write a reaction piece for this...))
I wuz liek OMG dat Seu is gonna get Ian! But then Le was liek NO WAI and then they sexed! LOL U r such a gud riter!
((One of the other hallmarks of the badfic writer mentality...))
4ever Love by DaNNluv3r
Rating: T
Summary: OC/Dann. Thsi is totlly orginl!!!!
The young lovly maden who was born with te face thet bears her name was prambulatting amazinly down the hallways of HQ. krstil MYtril was a tal tall beutiful womyn with delicit emmereld treses that floed like the niagra falls down her perfectly shapeed back. She had a scar acros her back that she hatted becus it remiimded her of the tragic deth of her famly at the hands of teh swrsmen she had took her wepon from.
she walkd to a perfictly oval shaped dor and knockked on it becus it belonged to her tru luv who was sad becus she mised her home continnumiumium, Dann was a nobody who csme from the same contimuunun as amareta and they were perfect for eachohter becus of that. Everyhting was perfect an hapy but it was'nt becus Dann mised her home and her sisters.
Krstil was sad Dann was sad so she desided to vist her. alas they culdnt liv togeter becus EVERYBDUY was gelus and hated her becus she was so perfict and gorgus and had a keyblade with gems on.
but when krstil unfolded the portal she saw gremlin waz beting up xericcka so she hit gremlin with the sward and brok her head open and blod spiled out and DANN was savd. and then amareta and DANN got maried and lived togeter forever and were very hapy whil gremlin was made to do a relly bad fic alone in punishment.
acaciam was hapuilly earried ot the ds b ut the a ipod ytoyuch came and said im jealou and ax=cacia sqaid no i only love the ds and ipod sauid okay and lefyt
Rating: R
Summary: The enchanting waif Supernumerary might protest, but Suicide knew what he really desired.
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Author's note: I decided to write this after reading the other fics in this section. None of the other authors seem to really understand how Suicide and Nume think of each other, and it's been so disappointing! I hope my humble effort will inspire some more accurate interpretations. :)
Supernumerary only allowed his true friends to call him "Nume" but one person, one enemy, was violating that room. He shrank inwardly at the thought as he walked down the corridors of headquarters: agent Suicide, so angry and strong, who called him Nume without ever asking permission and who made Supernumerary shiver at the sound of his voice. Yet somehow Supernumerary couldn't stop him doing it. Something about the way the term fell from his scarred lips shook Supernumerary to his core and it was terrifying him at the thought.
He was on his way to the cafeteria, to get more grass for Ilraen and caught up in his own thoughts, when he bumped hard into something unyielding. Letting out a cry, Supernumerary stumbled, falling hard towards the unforgiving generic surface. Something hot--unbearably hot but soft, like steel covered with burning velveteen leather--seized him around the waist, and his silky black locks only brushed the cold and hard surface of the floor.
He gasped, his dewey rain-misted orbs opening wide to meet the cruel chocolate-colored gaze staring back at him. Suicide held him tight and unyielding, his strong hands clenched firmly around Supernumerary's slender hips, the rough-hewn fingers digging into the pale skin there revealed by the rise of Supernumerary's thin shirt. Supernumerary shivered, his whole body shaking in terror, as Suicide loomed over him with a smile decorating his cruel lips.
"You should be careful where you go." Suicide said, his hands still not leaving Supernumerary's hips. One idle finger carressed the skin there, drawing another shiver and a gasp from Supernumerary and leaving a white-hot burning trail of heat that shot through him like one of Suicide's thick solid spears. "You could get yourself hurt falling over like that, Nume."
"Don't you dare call me that!" Nume gasped, trying to twist out of Suicide's grasp. The ruthless hands held him tight, and tears began to bead in the corner of his wide silvery eyes. "Let me go! I need to go to the cafeteria."
"You want something to eat?" One of the strong dark hands slid upwards, leaving a white-hot burning trail of heat in its wake, and the scarred thumb traced across Supernumerary's delicate chin. "I thought so. Such a pretty thing like you needs a firm hand, though."
Supernumerary gasped. "What are you doing! Let me go!" The tears squeezed free of his terrified eyes, sliding down one pale marble cheek and clinging like drops of dew to his rain-mist eyes. "P-please!"
The other hand cupped Supernumerary's slim rear, the strong fingers slipping under his belt, and Supernumerary's eyes widened despite himself. "W-what's happening to me?" he gasped. "What are you--ohhh!"
"That's it," Suicide whispered hoarsely. With one sweep, he dragged the terrified gasping Supernumerary off his feet. Supernumerary pounded weakly at his assailant's broad chest, but his blows were weak and he was helpless against his overwhelming attacker. "Come to me, you pretty young thing."
Author's note: I want to continue this, but I need to know that people in this section are accepting of canon first. Reviews, please!
[Tungsten_Monk's note: I'm going to hell for this, I'm sure of it.]
Author's note: This chapter is dedicated to ApOcAlIpspOnY who is clearly such a sad person that he has to flame everyone who writes better than him. :) Maybe hell stop being so immature now. So go thank him for inspiring more Nume/Suicide! I guess now we know who really sucks, huh?
Suicide dragged the gasping Supernumerary into the darkness. It took a moment for the terrified Supernumerary to realize that he was in a responce center--the dark responce center 2771, where Suicide and his minons--no such thing as friends no, he never had friends--lived. Supernumerary gasped as he was thrusted through the dark doors into the deep shadowiness beyond.
He stumbled hard and fell, violet bruises blooming on his illuminescent pale skin as he fell. He blinked away the diamond tears clinging to his delicate lashes, trying to stand up, but his hands were trembling and he had trouble rising up. With a growl Suicide kicked the door closed, his broad muscular shoulders blocking the light even before the responce center was closed to the light of day outside. Now there was only darkness and Supernumerary let out a gasp of terror.
He felt so strange ..... there was a hot warmth in his hands where they shivered and the soft flesh of his slender hips burned where Suicice had dug his strong fingers into it. The warmth burned him and made him shiver.
Suicide snapped his fingers and a brilliant lance of fame shoot from them, catching fire of torches set in iron brackets around the responce center and bathing the scene in flickering orange and red light. It burnt Suicide's deep brown skin almost black and his eyes lit up flame-colored, making him a dark and fearsome spirit that loomed over the trembling Supernumerary as if he were an otherworldly demon that planned something sensualy nonconsensual for Supernumerary. It flickered over Supernumerarys skin, turning him into an otherworldly fae of flame light.
"H-how did you do that?" Supernumerary gasped.
"The ancient world held more strength and magic then you could imagine," Suicide said his low voice thrumming through Supernumerary like rough deep music. "How do you think I could survive so much battle and darkness? Like the ancient oracles from who I learned my craft, my power is unstoppable." Supernumerary gasped and Suicide let out a low dark laugh. "But like every oracle I need sacrifices to maintain my power. That's why I'm here, my young nymph." The cruel hand caressed Supernumerary's slender throat. "Do you think I'd spend my renewed life in this place if it wasnt for the hunting it gave me? And you are the prettiest piece of pray I have ever seen, Nume."
"Don't call me that!" Supernumerary gasped, trembling. "I won't let you kill me!"
"Oh my dear Nume . . ." The dark man smirked and a wave of heat rolled through Supernumerary making his knees tremble. "Who ever said anything about killing you?"
Author's note: what a twist! What can I say I was inspired. :) It's totally obvious to anyone whos actually studied history (like I have. I spend so much time researching! What can I say, I'm a perfectionist) that Greeks were really into magic stuff and it totally makes sense for Suicide to be magical. They had a whole goddess of witchcfrafgt and stuff. Now remember, reviews are love!
[Tungsten's note: Yep. Goin' to hell.]
U R the gr8est evar! Pls rite moar. U R rite the hawtest men and i luv u riting, Pls update sioon!
Taht is such a twist adn I woudl ttly love 2 c how this edns becase u r sich a good riter! and ur stupid FLAMERS can go jump in a fier! I wis i culd rite like u. Plz rote MOAR I MUST HAV MOAR!
[[Cassie: Hey, we can go to hell together, because I'm loving this. XD]]
fic anymore since suicide is dead now sorry
http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=199610;article=213324;title=PPC%20Posting%20Board
Haha, how pathetic. The good news is that I write canon-based stuff and you live out your creepy fantasies thru your characters! Thanks for inspiring me to write chapter 2. :)
You are the best! I love your voice and I wllove your characterization! Dont listen to anyone who says otherwise, youare awesome times ten!!!
I heard lots about these t wo \Agnets and thier misions r soooo good im ttly pleased some1 did a story about them becausse its soo obv NUme is gay and Sucide is greek and one of my friends who lieks Greek nstories with the gods and evreything says all Greks were gay anyway so it woulsdk be TTLY canon! I dnt think Sucide would be CRUEL though hes just misunderstood and he would be much niser to some1 he wanted but its a good stroy anyway!
PLZ RITE MORE!!!! I ned 2 C MORE!
Suicide is so sexy ! This fic makes a picture cleare in my mind. One question, what is it « velveteen » ? I have not seen this word before and it is not in my dictionary. You write so well ! Can you please correcte my english if it is not right ? Thanks of continue to write !
OMG THIS WAS SOOOOO HAWT. Ur an awesome riter! (tho not as awesome as me lololol) SUICIDE/NUME FTW! YAAAAAAAY!
OMG!!! THAT STORY IS SUPAR HOTT!!! i CANT WAIT FOR TEH NEX ONE!!!! THEU ARE SUPAR KAWAII TOGETHER DESU!! iM GONNA RIGT ONE WITH THEM TO CAUSE THERE SO KAWAII!
just stop posting anything your annoying. go find a cave and commit suicide in it. preferably painfullly
Y RU SO MEEN TO ME!! I DINT DO ANYTHIN TO U!! LEAVE ME ALONE DESU!
(Dislclamer/Author's Note I don't own the PPC **that's the Protectors of the Plot Continuum if you aren't hip like me** Star Trek or Avatar [the good one not the kids one lol] so plz don't sue me loljk. But seriously tho)
(Edit: also I kno that Makes-things isn't like this in the PPC normally ok I just thought it would be cool if he took voer the ppc, k? It's my story I can do anything i want with it so all the haters can just shove off, k? Also thanks everyone who likes the story u guys are aweome.)
Chapter 1: Awakening
Makes-Things suddenly waks up from his super advanced bed in his workshop. His bed had alot of cool things that did stuff like give him massages and make him drinks and things but he didn't need it right now. He was suddenly in the inventing mood.
"Loan Denied," the Sunflower Official told Makes-=Things. "But I need it so I can build my next project he exclaimed." "We don't have the money' said the sunflwoer official cuz there's been too many badfics lately and we're overbudget. "Fine then," said Makes Things ran off to a plot hole and landed on Pandora next to the sacred tree. He had disguised himself as a Navi so all the local Na'vi couldn't see him while he took his shove l and started to dig in the ground so he could get some unobtainium.
"What the hell are you doing?" said Jake who could see him for some reason.
"HOw can you see me" says Makes Things.
"Since becomeing a Na'vi I've gained the power of mind-reading and I could sense your ill intent." jake replied. He pointed an arrow at Makes things and told him to stop trying to dig. "Ha you think you can stop me with such a puny weapon? he said, pulling out his shield device. Jake fired, and the arrow hit the sheidl and ricocheted back at Jake and stabbed him in the heart. Neytiri started crying as Jake fell to the ground bleeding to death. With that trouble finished, makes things took out his digging machine and fired it at the ground and took a ton of unobtainium. The he teleported to the humans on earth and sold it for all the money he needed for his experiment.
Finally back at the PPC Makes things finished his new experiment. It was a man-sized person in a green suit with white silver skin.
"What the hell is that' the Sunflower official said. 'where did you get the money to make that?"
"F you flower, I can get m;y own money! Data prune this weed!" and the robot that he'd made that looked like Data from startrek had his arms turn into hedge clippers and he cut the sunflower official down. "Noooooooooooooo!" he said ((go to http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ so you can hear what he sounded llike)) as Data chopped him up and served him to Makes-Things as a salad.
"This is just the first step Data. Now, we head to the DBS**
To be Continued
** Department of Bad Slash
U SUCK!
I DINT EVEN READ IT CUZ I KNOW IT SUX CUZ U WERE MEAN 2 MY FRIEND PONYRELLA SO IM GOING TO FLAME YOU
GET DA FCUK OUT FO HERE CUZ NOBODY LIKES YOU CUZ UR ANNOYING AND MEEEAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
I know you're just here because being this claose to me makes you that much mroe awesome i hope that you flaming me gives you even a little bit of populatarity because i know no one else would give you the time of day
Heck, i'll just say hi. probably more human contact than you've had since preschool.
Itz HotUkeleleLover agin! I learnt all kindz of stuff tihs yer! My writting is soooooo much moar inproofed! So I learnt taht U has to have soemting callt a plot. How wierd is taht?!?!
King Daisy ferevar!
That meen agunty Key Lock wuznt ded. He wuz pertending. Wen All the gud agunts left (like Ian and Lee and Cadmar(i now taht cadmar wuznt here last alst yer, but (/me waves!) i cloodet him NE way! ) tht meen agunt got up and tryet to find moar meen agunts!
He fount hims partner Unger (or maybe ti should be Ugly! lololololo) and he wint into that worst badfic of all badfics and he triet to rescue the Markei Day Saf and the SnuFower Offial. Agunt Collie found out and he told teh Daisy. Teh Daisy sent Agunt Collie and Agunt Cadmar to stop thpose meen agunts AN he send tohse 2 becuz thye lik tttly love eaach other ferevar and R purfect fer eeeach other and stuf lik taht)
When tohse gud agunts got to the badfic it was awful! Ther wuz monsters and it wuz dark but Collie cud C beCuz of his spehul powrs that lats him see in teh dark and so he cud see and led Camdar threw teh dark badfic! And Camdar wuz so happy that he kisst Collie and and tehy made out and they start to take tehir clotes off but tehy did knot now tah those meen agunts wuz watching them! and they had wepons ponted rigt at Collie and Camdar!
Whut will happen next? U rlly want to now, riht? Well I wont tell u unles i get at lest 3 revuws! and not flame revuws ether! So Pssssssssssst to all u falmers out there!
Unger=Ugly: LOL sooo tru!
Colli Cadmir can tak tose meen and ugly ajents and fro em akross da outa spac! Eye believ in em!
Aaasand...! All heil King Daisy four-ever! Yayu!!!11
Lik, OH EM GEE, tat was SOOOOO SMEXY!!!11! U've got too hav them ghet out off tear so they cann mak teh sexitime! tEY shud us teh powah uf luv 2 defeeet meen agunts!!!11!
like to kindegarten. maybe preschool
actually get homeschooled because you'll probably get bullied if you talk like you type. i know i would bully you.
don't know what an effing plot is what the hell i can't even read this thing learn ho to type jesus
Ponies of teh Plot Continums: Fanfic is Magic!!!
A/N I dont own the PPC or MLP, but I luv them lots!! This is mmy forst stry so everypony has to be nice and give me lots fo good reveiws!!
Agent Sparkley Desu of tje Pnoies of the Plot Continnum was going to see the Sunflwer Bronie who was the leader of teh PPC.
He said he had a super kawaii mission for Sparkley Desy to go on.
Sparkley Desu is a Agent in the department of cute and unique freindships.
She had a pink coat witha yellow mane and tale.
Her cutie mark was a Yellow smily face that had sparkles aruond it.
When she gt to the Sunflwoer Bronie she said "Hello, Sunflower Broniw>"
The Sinflowr Bornie was a yellow bronie with a sunfloeer cutie mark.
"Helo Sparkley Desu.
You're msion is to be the frind of Sevrus Sanpe from teh Hairy Potter unverse."
"OMG!"
She said with a swquee.
"Snape is so tattaly kawaii!!
I will be his friend!"
And then she portaled to Snaps room where he was all sadand lonly.
Snape was a blck brony witha tottaly gorss skullthing and snake as his cutei mark.
"Do not be lonly!"
Sparley Desu higged Snape and he wasnt lonly anymore.
Snapes coat turned fron black to a sparkley green and the his cutey mark turned into a smily face and rainbow (which is so mch cutter than a skill)
"I am not lonly abymore!"
"Yay!"
And they went on a piknik and were frieds fro lif!!
TheEnd!
A/N Srry that wsa so long guys. But I will rite moar if I get gud reveiws!!
I luv ponies, espacially Sparkly Desu! And I luv da ending!
Pleas rite moar soon!
OMFG i LOVE MLP! Its my fav show evar, and u putting it together with PPC just makes both of them even more awesome! SO AWESOME! ITS 20 PERCENT KEWLER LOL GEDDIT CUZ RAINBOW DASH
I NO TAHT SHW IS TEH AWSUMEST> AND I D GET IT!! TAINBOW DSAH IS SO COOL!!
They would make some other animal that spoke chinese if there was any chinese in Equestria like a panda bear or a koala.
Even wehn u fix youre stupedness u stil sownd stuped! It isnt Anime it is clled Japnese!. AND MY CHARRY CAN TALK ANY KIND OF LANFUAGE SHE WANTS CUASE SHE IS A AGENUT OF TEH OOC!! ATHIS AINT EQUESTRIEA THIS IS THEPPC AND TEHE AGENUS SPEAK ALL KIDS OF STUFF!
Whatever i'm just messing with you i don't even care.
It's not like I even read your stupid fic i stopped after the first sentence.
HAHAHAHAHA UR SO STUPID, APOCALLIAPSONEY!!!!! i feel sorry 4 u cuz u missed out on a cool fic and you dint even read it then dont bother 2 reveiw if u dint read it cuz u just waste every1s time an ur time 2!
SO HAHA THE JOKES ON U, APOCALIEPGONY!
PONYRELLA UR AMAZING!!!!!!11
Ponies!!!!! xD
Rating: T
Summary: I said that my next fic was going to be titled PPC: Rebirth, but my visions have suddenly changed from being from the future to being from Alternate Universes.
In this universe, the Mysterious Somebody had won.
His army was not just composed of Factory!Sues, but also C***br**n, Tortura, Rose Potter, Naga!Riku, Laura (not the Agent), those characters from For Your Eyes Only and Of Warlords and Pleasure, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, Marissa Picard, and Jenna Silverblade.
The Black Cats were unprepared for his assault, falling quickly before his assault of Squick. Their PPC counterparts were too surprised at C***br**n and Laura's sudden Ressurections to act.
Not merely that, but he was accompanied by a vast army from the Civilization and Total War countinua, and since those minions were less sueish than his Factory Minions, he managed to destroy even the most zealous of Assasins and Floaters.
There were points of resistance, sure. Captain Dandy and the Sub Rosa fought till the last, taking down dozens of Sues and minions as they died besides each other. Steve Diamond and Tango Dioxide managed to take down several DIS Members, while Agent Blue killed Twp'awt and Ontic. Nyx and Dassie managed to gain the trust of the SO, defending him from the MS until the last.
And finally, Mortic and Elanor managed to evacuate a meager remnant of Agents and Flowers from HQ before being cut down in a hail of gunfire. Those remnants linked up with the remainder of Tinco Division, having no choice but to join forces against the greater threat.
But this was only a small spark of hope admist a black backgound of wasted potential and crushed dreams. For the Multiverse was now in the grim hands of a dark ruler whose legions bestrode worlds. Gone were the days in which Canon was actively defended, never to rise again.
For the Mysterious Somebody, after having renamed himself the Dark King of the Multiverse, had gathered the most corrupt beings in the Multiverse to his side. From Warhammer 40K, the World of Darkness, Exalted, Ravenloft, Dark Sun, Shadowrun, Cthulthu Mythos, Berserk, Evangelion, Claymore, Bokurano, etc. etc. came a vast army of abberations, which mixed with the Sues and Stus to form a force of defilement that had few matches.
Soon, screams flared across the Word Worlds, as the Legion of the Multiverse Lords plundered and pillaged its wealth to enrich their tyrannical paymaster. In what was once the quarters of the Intelligence department, the DKM laughed as the points of light that denoted the universes grew dark at his will.
But, his will was not to go uncontested.
There were rumors of controlled passages between worlds being made, where those who were willing to stand up to the despot's rule were free to plot. Where heroic figures would rather vanish instead of succumbing to the control of the Uber!Sues and Uber!Stus. Where relics and treasures were being stockpiled for a counterattack by the forces of Multiversal Idealism.
Whispers spoke of different names for the nascent movement. Avengers of Canon, Strikers in Mist, The Consolidated OFU of the Multiverse, Mkellin Division, Blazing Torch of the Illians, the list went on. But there was one fact that was clear: The Struggle had just begun.
New Sirion
The New Multiverse Freedom League (for that was the true name of the rebels), had convened for its largest gathering yet. On the planet's cities of Lastrefuge, Magitek Keep, Nature's Reach, and Capital City Illiana, representatives from each section of cells thronged to decide the policy of the Anti-Multiverse Lord conflict.
In the golden streets leading to the Jasmine Palace (the NMFL had a monarch as its figurehead as a take that to the DKM, but true power lied with the Parliament), telescreens showed messages of pure idealism that brought hope to each delegate's demeanour as they began musing on their speeches for the meeting.
On a turquoise throne, the true claimant to the Rulership of the Multiverse, one Durran Illian, sat while his Ultramarine - Grey Knights Bodyguards scanned the council chambers for any treachery. He held the Scepter of Office in his hand, the Mini - Silmaril embedded within it a sign that he was uncorrupted enough to watch over the proceedings.
"Friends, Siblings, Fellow Fighters for Freedom, I stand here today as a living symbol of the Unity which will see us win against the Dark King of the Multiverse. I thank ye all for showing faith in me, and the ideals which unite us all. By the Azure throne that I sit on, by the Cerulean Robes of Office that I wear now, by the Sapphire Signet Rings, that are upon my fingers, I vow this, today is a new day!"
"Yeah!" shouted the members of the council.
"Now,' said the King, "I ask for reports of the situation in the Word Worlds, where so many weep because of the degrading deeds of the Multiverse Lords."
A Night Elven delegate spoke: "Highlord Brightbeard has united the forces of the Alliance and the Horde into a combined figthing force!"
Another delegate, this time human, said: "GDI marches with us! And due to our truce with the League of Mary Sue Factories, Nod and the Scrin allies with them, with Kane metaphorically neutered by a Mary Sue Harem!"
A third delegate, another human dressed in Medieval Wear, said: "The nations of Age of Empires stand with thee, even to the last villager!"
And finally, a fourth delegate spoke: "Due to the Yarrow's Sues and Stus, the World of Darkness has become a World of Light, ruled over by the Pentacle Seers of the Technocratic Traditions."
"Good! Good!" said the King. "And what of our champions?"
"Highlord Brightbeard has reclaimed the Ashbringer, and wields it in battle!"
"Field Marshal Barid has acquired Gae Bolg, and the Spear of Lugh!"
"Princess Tia has the sword Durandal, and is reforging it and Excalibur into Sabers!"
"Bright tidings!" said King Durran. "Especially the tidings of Princess Tia. Now, can anyone doubt our victory today?"
"Nay!" cried the assembly.
"Then I can say this with certainity! The War has moved on into its next phase, the time to move openly has come! Let us all gather armies to contest the Multiverse Lords' rule! This is a new day! Aure Enteliuva!
"Yeah!" the delegates cried. They were joined soon after by the guards, and later, the populations of the cities.
The flames of war broke out later that day.
On Terminus, former capital of the Foundation, Highlord Brightbeard fought the minions of the Weaver, who had combined with the Borg and the Daleks and the Necrons to put out Hari Seldon's light forever.
At the same time, Field Marshal Barid attacked the Dammnation of Draka (name change deliberate), aided by the GDI/NOD/Scrin coalition. Gae Bolg killed any notable invididuals, while the Spear of Lugh cut swathes through enemy troops.
Princess Tia, however, did not accompany the armies from Age of Empires. Rather, she conducted raids on Occupied Menzoberranzan by herself alone, her new weapons killing even the strongest of Drow Matriarchs.
Miss Cam, Chief Headmistress of the Consolidated OFU of the Multiverse, marched with an army of Minis, reinforced with combat - ready students and faculty. The Artemis Fowl world, now split between the True Fae and the Great Old Ones, quailed before the march of Canon.
Battle raged in Valhalla, as Commander Suicide sought to avenge the deaths of Diolcetian, Supernumeary, and Illaren by slaying as many Jotun/Killik/Abyssal Entity hybrids as he can.
And on the Keyblade worlds, the Emperor Yarrow accompanied the Pentacle Seers of the Technocratic Traditions as they reclaimed Kingdom Hearts from the Black Spiral Dancer Heartless that were trying to corrupt it.
In the confines of HQ (now called the Dark King's Labyrinth), the Dark King of the Multiverse roared in surprise and fury. He had expected some sort of resistance, but not a claim on his throne, even from a Constitutional Monarch.
"Legions! You have let this usurper contest my rule!" he howled. "For what did I gather you for, if not to make my dominion strong enough to squash such threats? Deal with this problem now, or I will take you to the most incoherent fanfic, to suffer for a million years!"
Adrasubael Vect, leader of the Torture staff, replied: "Send me against the traitor Yarrow, he who calls himself Emperor."
"Done," said the DMK.
Red Hulk, leader of the Fifty - First Legion, said: "Send me agaisnt Suicide! I will show him that he should have died the first time!"
"Done."
The Lich King spoke in an icy voice: "Send me against this Highlord Brightbeard, and Frostmourne will prevail against Ashbringer again!"
"I am pleased by that statement. Done"
Kazuya Mishima then stood up. "Camilla Sandman will die by my hand! Send my armies against hers, and I will have victory!"
"Done."
Matron Baenre, brought back to life by bad writing, said: "Princess Tia has transgressed against Lloth! Her heart is forfiet!"
"Done. Now, who will take down Barid?"
"I shall do it," said Skynet, who was using a Terminator body as his Avatar.
And so the enemies started their counterstroke.
Remove the Necrons and replace them with the Decepticons.
Finally someone in here that knows how to write a story. how does the forum not explode with all the bad*ss that you shove int othis thing?
More of Suicide, please ! He goes defeat the Red Hulk !
AGENT SUICIDE TO EVER !!
because he only got one line and he was a super badass.
You should learn from BV here frenchy and learn how to write an actual good> character instead of some sappy girl bullsh**t
I wonder if you can put Agent Suicide in it ? He is a good warrior and he can not die in battal. He could be a god champeon too. Sorry if my english is not good, because i am french.
aothors note okayt this is my seconf ic sso dont be not nice
chapter 1 love
acacia put the ds bask together and fellin love this tds and gto mareried to it and bought more dsses to be ther kids the end
What is gonna happn if she ses a 3ds? LOVE TRANGLE!!
im sorry but what the fecking feck?
is this about acacia falling in love with a nintendo DS?
you couldnt make this shit up could you?
OMG dont be such a hater! love can happen to anybody even inaminte objects and you shoulnt get in teh way of ture love and it happens in japan all teh time. dont hate this storys relly good and i leik it. >:c
and yesh, she did make up this cuase thats why its in teh story.
(Wow, I really hope there aren't actual people like this. XD)
true love with an inanimate object? i want whatever youve been smoking!
and what you mean it happens in Japan all the time? huh?
((Me too. :P))
OMG I havnt been smoking! D:
and i mwean ppl marry inaminate objects all the time in japan!! duhh!! theirs even this one guy who even married his girlfrend on his ds so this storie is actually very realiistic!!!
(Oddly enough, the man marrying a video game character is a true story. o.o Another guy even married his pillow that had an anime character imprinted on it.)
I love this game. It's hillarious. ...Leaves me feeling like I need to shower with a steel wool scrubbie, but fun.
I would prefer it, though, if no one (but me, if I have time) writes about my agents - Sedri, Iza and Ketay. I imagine it might be a bit late to say so, and no worries if someone already has, but it's just one of those silly little things that make me uncomfortable. Thanks!
Jay and Accacia was in trouble. They had walked into the wrong badfic and suddenly found that their cloaking things {AN - I can't remember wheat they were called at the moment} weren't working, and now they were being chased by a load of Orc's.
"I think this is going to be the end Jay." Acacia said, wrapping her arms around her partner.
"Say it aint so Acacia!" Jay cried, tears falling down her cheeks as the pair of them ran into a cave to try and hide from the Orcs.
"My bow is not working." Acacia said. "Ive been doing this longer than you have Jay and I know that this is what feels like its going to be the end of our PPC career."
"Then there is something I need to tell yu." Jay told her partner, locking her arms arouns her hips and pulling her close. "I have always loved you Acacia, I am glad that we will die together."
Acacia looked shocked for a moment but then didnt because somehow she had always knopwn about her partners secret love and she realise that she felt the same way as well, enjoying feeling her arms around her as they were.
"I know." She replied stoikly. "And I am in love with you as wel."
The two girls leaned in towards each othern for a passionate kiss and began to tear at their uniforms [AN - I don't want to be too graphic, I don't want people reading this 1 handed.]
Suddenly they head stuff behind them and suddenly a man was stood there with a really big gun in 1 hand and a really big sword in another. "Dont worry sis, I will save you from these dreadtful orcses."
The new man stood framed in the light of the cave entrance, light shining off his long brown hair and his gleaming brown eyes. His uniform clung tight to hi muscular body and showed all of his curves off well. He looked like Aragon from lord of the rings, because he was. He and Acacia had both been rescued from a badfic as the children of Arrowthorn.
"Arogan, what are you doing here?" Acacia asked, still holding her parnter close to her.
"I am here to rescue you!" Aragon yelled, jumpig out of the cave and mowing down all of the Orcs that where waiting outside and the MarySue that was eading them.
It only took him 90 seconds to kill them all and he returned to the cave to find his sister and his partner waiting in the cave, their uniforms still hanging off.
"Oh Aragon what can we do to repay you?" She asked, dashing over to him and wrapping her arms around him.
Aragon leant forward to oput a kiss on her lips. "I can think of a way....."
[AN - It's getting late now and I want to make sure that I write the next chapter rellly well so as not to make it look just like porn. Theres going to bhe reall stuff between the three agents, but it is like essential to the plot and it will all be done in a tasty way./]
((Argh, this is Meta and I need to run away and take a shower now after that. Writing intentional badfic is not as easy as it sounds.))
Summary: okayu thgisis y first fnafic son dont be meenan
chaspter 1 she finsd a ds
acacuia was walking in torew and she seen ds asnd she boughgt ti and thge boyt t bored aso dissasdemn=blredd it asnd uit bloewe up
ythe ehn
Tats rubbish. Accacia wopuld not say that she was bored in Headquatrters as she nos that the Ironic Overpowers would like, get her in rouble and and stuff. Accacia#'s like my favorite character and you have no idea of the cool stuff she would do!
Summary: Max thought her life sucked, but then a portla opens and she appers in a new plaec. How will it change her life?
Rated K, 'coz theer are some curses
TIHS IS MY VERY FISRT FANFICTION ABOUT PPC SO BE NICE TO ME!
Max enterd the living room and met her parents.
They weren't her real parents 'coz they were killed when she was ten years old.
"Max, why have you set fire to mrs Johnsons cat again?" Asked her 'mom'
'Coz its a f*ck*ng bloody cat that pisses me off" She answered.
"Darling, you know you mustnt set fire to anythign. weve talked 'bout that" sadi her 'dad'.
"YOURE SO MEAN TO EM I F*CK*NG H8 U SO F*CK OFF!!!!!11!!!!" Max said and ran from home.
she slammed the door and ran down teh street.
Max punched a tree in the park and made a scrtach on her hand.
she licked the blood, brushed her black miniskirt and her black knee-long coat.
She then kicked the ground wihth her black Converse and a portal openmed and she fell throug.
"wot is it? She asked.
"Tihs is headquarters" sed a sunflower behind a desk.
"do you wanna join th PCC?" sasked the flower.
"Yeah, man what you i do?"
"Take this gun and kill sues"
Max took teh guna nd crossed a portal.
"hullo there, i'm ur parner" sed a guy.
He had long gray hair and sexy scars.
My name's Suicide" he said.
"hi, i'm Max" Max said
"thats the sue? She asked.
yes; we have to kill her" suicide said.
Ther was a girl with big boobs and really thin and blonde greassy hair.
She was wearin all pink and was singing a christina Aguilara song.
her boobs were plastic and she had her nose operated and her teeth were crooked.
"I'll kill her" Max said.
She took her sword and came to the sue and sed
"Hi, i'm going to kill you 'coz youre a sue." and Max cut her in two with a single movement.
the sue fell to the floor and Suicide said "U handle the sword reely well. I think I Luv U"
"Love`s sh*t" Max sed.
SHe kissed him and he lifted her and she wrappd her left around his waist.
then she said "Love sucks"
she walked thorught the portal and left him there crying.
It's obvious that you don't understand Suicide at all I think, that's why you're writing MarySues for him. Suicide doesn't like girls! He was Greek and Greeks never liked girls. It's pathetic that you claim to be a fan but don't understand that at all.
How can you do this to Suicide ? He is so sexy ! You are terrible and jalous of him because he is more sexy than YUO ! Also he is virile so NEVER he cries.
what. why would anyone wear a miniskirt and coat combo. you cant fight in that you stupid moron. gah. all of the leg restriction of the miniskirt with the catching on stuff qualities of the long coat.
kudos for setting the cat on fire. we always need more sadistic bastards.
also youre really sending out mixed messages to agent suicide. first you confess your love and then you leave him alone in a fic world? are you trying to be a matesprit or kismesis? pick one and stick with it!
AND IF U DONT LIKE DONT READ IT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOURE OPINION IS, SO GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!
pick one and stick with it dumbass!
a/n: i was talking to chalk and she suggested i do some quadrant shipping "to get in touch with [my] troll side." i havent actually done quadrant shipping before so id like some constructive criticism as to what ships are useable or not. for instance are jack and caleb moirails or just in cahoots?
black romance by accompliceLightning.
rated t for violence.
summary: suicide suicide and c3
everyone knew agents suicide and nume were in hate with each other. their feelings were blacker than the depths of the ocean and flared hotter than the core of the sun itself. the only one who could keep them from killing each other was diocletian who for some reason was pulling double duty as moirail and auspistice to agent suicide. humans are weird like that.
one the two of them were fighting particularly hard over a mission they and their respective partners had both been assigned to. suicide had been snappish and had killed the sue early and nume was angry about it because it meant he had more paperwork to do. unfortunately diocletian wasnt there and they killed each other. this proved the need for auspistices in a strong kismesis relationship.
((Firebird766 here! Norion you are an awful agent. Chalk just wanted you to ship, not write fic!))
Yay PPC fanfiction! There isnt enough of this stuff. Which is a shame, cause the PPC is AWESOME SAUCE.
Ever wonder what Danny and Cornelius might have done while Laura was away during their time in DIAU? Now you don't need to wonder! The following contains slash. Dont like, dont read.
Title: An Inquiry
Rating: PG-13/R
Genre: Romance
Characters: Cornelius/Danny
Danny didn't look up from his book at the sound of the beeping from behind him. It was probably just Cornelisu. The AI was always coming and going, claiming to be off consulting with the Anitgravity Apple. Who knew if that was really the case?
"Agent Richardson?" Cornelius said from behind Danny's back. "Where's Agent Dukes?"
"Off stocking up on energy drinks, I think," Danny repled.
"I see."
Something moved in front of Danny. He looked up from his book to see Cornelius in his corporeal, hard-light form. "Something up?" the assassin asked. "Did you get another mission?"
"No. Rather, I had something to ask you. Something about Agent Dukes and yourself."
Danny couldn't read Cornelius's face. The AI could be downright inscruitable when he wasnted to be. "Go ahead."
"You are not in a relationship with Agent Dukes, correct?"
"That's right."
Cornelius paused. Now there was some emotion - confusion? nervousness? it was hard to tell - showing around his eyes. His form flickered, but only for a moment. "Are you... attracted to men, Agent Richardson?"
Danny peered at Cornelius before carefully setting down his book. He then stood up, so that he and the AI were faceing each other. "Why do you ask, Cornelous? Is this part of you wanting to understand humans better?"
There was an expectant pause. Finally, Cornelius reached out and strocked his hand along Danny's jawline. "I believe you know why," he said softly. "I believe that you have suspected for quite a while."
Danny caught Cornelius's hand in his own before it could leave his skin. The hologram felt surprisigly lifelike: warm and soft, just like a real person's body would. He bent his head down enough to kiss the first knuckle of Cornelius's hand. Then the second.
Cornelius hummed as Danny's lips graced each of his knuckles in turn. "Is that your answer, Agent Richardson?" he asked.
"No," Danny replied. "This is." He siuddenly pulled the AI in close and kissed him on the mouth.
They stood their, lips locked, until Danny pushed Corenelius up against the nearest wall. Their kissing began to grow more passionate; their tongues intertwined, parted, then intertwined again.
One of Cornelius's hands found its way underneath Danny's jumper and began tugging at the lower buttons of the assassin's dress shirt. Danny yanked off his tie, threw it aside, and began working on the buttons near his neck.
Cornelius broke away for a second. "Hang on..." he waved his hand at the RC dorr. The locks clicked together. "Just in case Agent Dukes were to come back early."
"Good call," Danny replied. He tugged off his jumper and resumed working on the buttons. "She'd probably have a thing or two to say about all this."
"Something off-color, no doubt." Cornelis nibbled at Danny's neck while similtanously grinding into his thigh.
Danny paused. "Aren't you going to get undressed?"
Cornelius grinned and blinked three times rapidly. His clothesimmediately flickered and vanished. "Does that settle your inquiry?" he said as he undid the last button on Danny's shirt.
The assassin looked at the AI and licked his lips in anticipation. "It does, Corneliys. It does at that."
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REviews get cupcakes!
You write very well ! But I have a question : what is it « AI » ? I am a little confuse. I do not know the personages. Here can i read more about them ?
Hai guyz, tis iz AL here (shut it, pervz, not that kinda licker!) Tiz is a storie bout teh awezom Jay Thorntre and Acasia Bird.
J an Acasa wer in Hedquorters. Tey needed ta tak ta teh Sonflower Oficial about teh Marie Suz who wer in teyr roomz. Tey waked trouh teh hallz & went opstares to tak to him. "Hez meen, touh, Ja sayed.
Acasha cryed 'cuz seh lieks teh Sonflowr Ofishal. Seh tinks hez a secksy flowr.
Sry tis s so shrt. ill pst anothr chptr aftr fiv revewz -AvanzdLicker
If so I hope that its good and changes the Status Quo of the PPC!
i want another chappie!!!!!! PLZPLZPLZPLZ!!!!!!
this was pretty gud but i think it needs too be longr and u need to work on ur spelling a little bit. :l besides that its really guud and just liek something thatd happen in a real story/ :D JAY AND ACAICA R SO AWESOMMMMMME!!!
Davyd Ilian the sparkly vampire by xxxtwilightlover1995xxx
Rated T - Romance
AN: Heyyyyy!!!! xxxtwilightlover1995xxx here!!! if u didnt gues i think twilight is AWESUMEEE!!!!!!! and i thought it would be great if the ppc agents were all vampires!!!!! (not warewolves cos Edward is hotter!!! go team edward!!!)
oh and if you donnt like slash then G T F O cos i dont like you!!!!!!!!!!
one day the ppc agents woke up to find that they were all amazingly hansome vampires from twilight (AN: yay!). they reelised that they were twilight vampires cos they sparkled really intestly in the light.
agent davyd illyan woke up and realised that he was a vampire and not a silly elf thing anymore 'yay' he said. 'now all the mari sues will die because im an awesome vampre
his first misssion was to kill a mary sue in the twilight books (AN: not the films cos they suck, Edward doesnt sparkle enough) he went into the world and found her
her name was bella swann. he killed her by hitting her with tree
then he and Edward made out for a long time
AN: R&R more to come later!!! isnt sparkly davyd sooooo hottt!!!
((OOC: Huinesoron, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. The idea just came to me and I had to write it down! ^_- ~Fish Custard))
what are you stupid? twilight casts a shadow on all good writing. real rainbow drinkers wear bright colors and come out in the daytime to rend and tear the sleeping. also they glow like a lightbulb not sparkle. they are better in every way to twilight rainbow drinkers.
((Norion, get off the fanfic board already! -Firebird766))
wat. wat is a rainbow drinkker?
and twilight is awesome, stephenie meyer wrote it to tell girls that theres someone out there for everyone even if theyre a bit different that doesnt make them bad
are you against relationships?
Im a team edward to! *high fives* (TEAM JACOB CAN DIE >:CCC) and its soo nice too see somethin else besids bella/edward for once its liek ppl cant get anymore cretive then that. :l and yeah, edward is so hot. lol. ;D
R&R! Good comments only! I dont see the point of leaving bad reviews, what are you trying to prove, i mean if you dont like the story just dont read it its not like i care what you think.
Agent Nikolaos knocked gently on the door to the SO’s office, his knuckles tapping softly against the solid wooden portal. Soon after the familiar angelic voice filled his ears, “Come in”. Nikoloas opened the door, eagerly anticipating the meeting with the flower after what felt like so long. Again the angelic voice surrounded him, calling him towards the flower as if it were speaking to his very soul. Nikolaos my love I have missed you so, please tell me the Sues didn’t hurt you.
Nikolaos had crossed the room before the sunglower was finished speaking and kissed his head lovingly, tongue reaching out to taste his pollen as he ran his hands down the flower’s thick stem caressing every leaf as he passed.
“No one will hurt me while I have you looking after me, I promise” he said as he gazed lovingly at the upper petals of the flower.
“I love you” the flower said, his head seeming to move to meet his lover’s gaze.
"I know you do" said Nikolaos, his hands reaching down to the cluster of roots making up his lovers penis, his lover uprooting slightly to give him access as he started to stroke slowly at first but getting faster and faster, kissing the flower again as the flower shot his chlorophyll-tinged seed over his lovers hands.
I love this story! Love it love it loveit! You right soooo good!
Thie SO'j s my favhorite flowir. I luve hzim!# SU mUCH!
AN:: Well hi everyone! Im back with another chappie of my story that i strarted l;ast year. i kno I got some mean FLAMERS but I want to keeep writing my story because its so meaningful and shows why the Marqis de SOd is like he is.
Cahpter Three
Agent Elli Lloysin threw herself in front of her lover the Marqis as the Sues shot arrows and bullets at him. Lots of tehm hit her but she stood strogn and brave even though she was in asgony. The SUes ;all looked at eacjh other and gasped that she was so strog adn brave. Then she shot them with her arrows that were poisomed (AN: Like Acaica!) and they dyed very fast.
But Elli was hurt very bad and she fell to the floor bleding. "Marqis love" she gasped. "im sorry I dont thkin i can hold on much longer".....
He fellto the floornbeside her and held ger close. He was crynig "No elli you cant die ehre"! "I love you"!
Then lots of Agnets ran up to help becase they heard the Marqis and they knew he woudl only cry for his Elli and thye liftd her up very gerntly and carried her to medical. He stat outside in the lobbie and waited while all the bet people in medical woked to try to stop her dieing.
Then Doc Fit came out and looked bery sad. "Im sorry Marqis sir but"....
"but what" asked the Marqis all worie.d "is Elli okay"?
"im afriad the sues shot her too much". "We cant save her sir". "Im sorry becaue we all knw how much you love her but I"-
"NO" the marqis yelled. "YOURE ALL STUPID OF YOU CANT SAVE HER WHAT DO WE PAY YOU FOR"! and he ran in to see Elli and she was lying on the bed with all the hopsital mahines and stuff around her beeping and they shpowed she was dieing.
he sat by her bed and cryed for a long time because his lover was fading away. and then she died and the heart monitor stopped and he sat there heartbroken for a long time as well. Then he stood up and stared down at her beautiful face and turned away. "i promise I will never love anyone elses" he said very quietly and then he went out of medical and back to his office where he could be alone.
And he could never bring himse;f to be happy agaion becauase he alwyas remebmered the agent he loved and he knew if it wasnt for the ppC she would hae lived but she was always rpoud to serve the PpC so he couldnt abadnon them. So he was always cross with everyone because it helped to hide how much he urt inside and because the Agetns reminded him ofn Elli his lover who had died.
But he wasn br ave and carried on this work like she would have wanted thim to and he never let anyone see him cry.
And that is the stroy of the Marqis de sOd and Elli Lloysin.
THE EDN.
AN: REVIEW PLEASE I LOVE RevEIWS! BUT NOt flames becaue I will cook my dinner on them hah! nWhat did ppl think of it????/?
[[Sorry, all. 's Cassie here, I just had to finish this fic. DX]]
Thst is so sad that elli died! Now the marqis is sooo sad!! :'CCCC Maybe he will find someone else though, and he'll be happy again! CCC: even if he siad he wouldnt, cause love is mystrouis liek that and this story is so great! i hope u right a new one sooon!!! :DDD
IU'm noz normally for the cutrte but this iy tu cute.
Awwww!!11
Category: PPC
Title: THE POWER OF LOVE!
Summary: Makes-things was dead but he isn't anymore! How did that happen? The POWER OF LOVE! Please READ AND REVIEW!! MTxD Rated R for lemons. Romance. One-shot.
A/N This fic is dedictated to ColdFireBurns who is a hippocritical BTICH who thinks that I shouldnt right fic on here because I am a dude. But I am not mad. I am just gonna prove that she is wrong!.
The Megavirus epidemoic had just ended and an agent ran through the halls of the ppc hq looking for her true love. She was very beutifull and had long chesnut hair and ivory skin. She had been ;locked in her rc the whole time and hadn;t been able to see him. She was totaly in love with him and needed to see hjm after the three days of being lovked up. She ran to the departmetn of sufficiantly advanced tecknology to see Makes-thigns! But when she ran through the door to the dosat she saw that Makes-things was dead. There was a beam of lught coming from a hole in the ceiling and in the middle of it was Makes-Things who was surrounded by 50 dead Megaviruss! The agent ran to her true love and cried. When her tears hit Makes-Things there was a shimmery magic effect and he came back to life! He looked up at his true love and said "Diocletine?". Diocletine said "Yes it is me." and she kissed him. They were so happy that Makes-things was not dead anymore that they decided to have sex! They went into Makes-things office and knocked all the stuff off the desk and had sex. They did all sorts of positions and kinds of esx. Makes-things even got out his sonic screwdriver and used it as a toy and Diocletine loved it and was very happy!. They were very happy together and decided to take a vacation and get married! And they did and now they have sex all the time.
A/N See! THAT IS A GOOD STORU AND ME BEIUNG A DUDE HAS NTOHING TO DO WITH WETHER IT IS GOOD OR NOT!. sO THERTE!
Please read and review. BUT NO FLAMES!
[[Truly my mind is warped. Apologies to Makes-things. That poor man has been through enough without me involving him in this.]]
I love it when ppl rite about Makes-things! its so cutre and shes such a strogn fmail charrie!
and ColdFireBurns has no right to say who can rite what because i had ppl telling me slash was bad whren i tryed to rite it but I did okay and ppl said nice things about it too! at least you showe she was wrong and stuff.
[[Cassie here. Don't worry, I gave Makes-Things a Sue way back when. It happens. Poor tragically-killed-but-not-really guy, one's death just breeds Sues. XD ]]
Okay you've been learning! I do not want to say this but I will because I am MATURE. You did a very good job writing a STRONG FEMALE CHARACETR and showing that women are very powerful and not being a sexist jerk. You can keep writing in this section even though it is supposed to be a SAFE SPACE because you are showing respect.
((T_M: Ow! I didn't expect Dio badfic; it honestly never occurred to me that someone would write it. I may have to push back my Suicide/Nume slashfest to get you back for this one.)
I am so glad taht we could worjk oute our differences! I am gladd you liek my storey!
[[Darn, I was gonna do Su/Nume slash. A well, back to the drawing board.]]
It is importnat for good authors to STAND TOGETHER aganst stupid badfic anyway. Is what the PPC is all about!
[[Hey, no rules on who can do what. I really want to see what you could come up with on that front. 0_0]]
[Ellipsis Flood here. I was basically typing Hussie style on this.]
AN: HI EVERYON! ITS ME, NEZZY (THE 1 IS JSTU THEIR COS SOMEONE STEALED MY NAME! ANYTWAYS, THIS IS MY SOTRY ABOUT MY ATGNET,NEZZY!
As Nezzy opend teh portal she grinned, "Finally, I did it. I made a portal to teh PPC. Now I can bee an agnettoo." She laughed a diabloical lauguh.
Nezzy stepped threw teh portl annd stood in a graeyx corridor. Ir was full of greya and doors of grey. "Uh, it's al. so gry." She said. Nezzy herflef was shiny brightr. She had blond red hair that was wild and fluffy around her hed. Se wore a nice frilly blue shirt that had frills and glitter everywhere. It showed her navel and her jeans weree all blue and fake old and fake cut off and she had shiny sandals that werer blu.
"I am so excstied!" Ten she went into teh corraidor.
AN: TELL ME HOW IT WAS DO SO WANT MORE DCPATERS?! R+R PLEAS!
Please please please! I love your style and Nezzy sounds SO COOL!
This is a good stoyr and I hope you lkeep going cause I want to know ehat she does now that shes in the ppc hq. Agent Nezzy sounds totaly hot and awecsome. keep up the good works.
((Firebird766 speaking. I feel it's time for me to stretch my badfic muscle and give this thing a shot...))
tru luv forever by rikuforeverluv
Rating: T
Summary: OC/Xericka. its my OTP!1 r&r and no flaming or ill sick amareta on u!
the young maden who was born with te face thet bears her name was prambulatting delacetly down the ingresses of HQ. amareta silvereye was a tal tall womynly figur with delicit aluminum treses that floed like the niagra falls down her perfectly shapeed back. She had a scar acros her back that she hatted becus it remiimded her of the tragic deth of her famly at the hands of teh keybarer she had took her wepon from.
she anmulated to a perfictly oval shaped dor and knockked on it becus it belonged to her tru luv who was sad becus she mised her home continnumiumium, xerikka was a nobody who csme from the same contimuunun as amareta and they were perfect for eachohter becus of that. Everyhting was perfect an hapy but it was'nt becus xericca mised her home and her sisters.
amareta was sad xerikca was sad so she desided to vist her. alas they culdnt liv togeter becus her coworker gremlin was gelus and hated amareta becus amareta was so perfict and gorgus and had a keyblade with gems on.
but when amareta unfolded the portal she saw gremlin waz beting up xericcka so she hit gremlin with the keyblade and brok her head open and blod spiled out and xerikkca was savd. and then amareta and xericku got maried and lived togeter forever and were very hapy whil gremlin was made to do a relly bad fic alone in punishment.
((Why is it so hard to write this poorly?!))
So her face bears her name, does it? Is it tattooed onto her forehead? Writers like you are what give fanfiction a bad name. Get a beta. Before that, get a plot, and some actual characters. Then try again when you're, say, ten years older.
[[Because good habits are hard to break? I don't know. Why is it so frighteningly easy to write horrible reviews? --Sedri]]
wat do u know abot riting fic you monstr?!!1 ur just gelus and i bet ur a xeicka/gremlin shiper arent u?!1! that ship sux u sux and ur famly will DIE IN THE FIERY DEPTHS OF SATAN'S BILE!
I'm sure they will, and I'll be glad to see it happen; that's not my 'ship'. As for writing, if you make an attempt at research for once in your life, I think you'll find that I know a great deal on the subject. Should you ever emerge from the world of your self-indulgent tantrums and decide to seek help in becoming a better writer, you have my word that I will not hold this against you.
[[I am so sorry. -Sedri]]
I love your story and I love Xericka! She really needs more happy endings, she just seems so sad! Gremlin, on ther other hand, is a jerk who would totally mistreat her.
it was brilliant
and anywone who says that xericca/gremlin is a better pairing can go stuff their head down a very small toilet.
if ur a xericka/gremlin shipper stfu and go away! that is a awful ship and xerry/amareta is ,uch beter! dont flame me agan u monstrs!
Category: PPC - Fiction Rated: PG-13 - English - Adventure
Summary: Suli Marri Bella Featherson teh thrid is back whith mor advensures! R&R!!!
Ajent Suli Marri Bella Feartherson teh third wnderd thru HQ, her sprakly unicorn myni Puffiekinz followng after her. tehy had ben luking 4 teh Pool a=nd had dfound it. NOW tey were goin to fynd teh most AWSUM ajent in all of da PPC.
"do u think well evar fynd tehm, Puffiekinz? Suli asked, lyuking around her at teh oteher ajents. "whu iz gunna win?"
"i dont know." Puffiekinz said mauybe we shulod hold a contest!11!"
"taht's a gud idea! I luv you, Puffie! Youre so smart!111!2"
and ten tehy gives every1 posters and stuff taht tellz them 2 cum 2 teh auditorim 4 a taelent show, but tey culdn't dcide who waz teh best.
AN: HI, EVERYONE! (espshully HotUkuleleLover ur AWSOME!) I culdnt decde who shuld win, so u get to chooze! tell me in ur reviews who u want 2 win!
I thnik Ian iz teh bestest feyeter in teh pPC end he shud be with Suli and pertect the PPC wit her and Pufiekinz! (U R awesum 2!)
Make them split into armies and battle, so that we can find who is the best Agent ever.
J'm ça, ce conte ! J'm surtout c'que t'as fait avec Nume, bien qu'il soit pas aussi sexy que Suicide ! ^_^
Sorry i am confused and i post reivew for the story wrong. I have not read your story sorry.
n its so gode t21o!!!! mur more mmur mur mur mmur murr !!!!!!
[[Closing one's eyes and whacking the keyboard somwhere near the required letters CAN actually produce somewhat readable results. Who knew? This must be how those reviewers actually do it ;p Cheers! --Sedri]]
suli shuld meet my amareta silvereye! and than they can al frolik with the unicron miny! i think xiricka shuld win becus shes awesum!
Kewl! tehy shuld defintley meet! we shuld make a xover!
Puffie shud win!!111! Gr8t so far. :D -AdvznsdLicker
Thanx!
(OOC author's note: Tungsten_Monk here. Well, the gauntlet was thrown down in the very first post down there, so I decided to expand my repertoire a bit and play with an agent I rather enjoyed working with before.)
Title: Smooth Skin
Category: Romance
Rating: M+
Pairing: Brightbeard/???
Authors note: I am SO SICK and TIRED of being discrimenated aganst for writing what I want. What ever happend to YKINMK? If I get ANY nasty reviews for daring to write what MAKES ME HAPPY I will have the mods BAN YOU FROM THE SITE.
Anyway, heres the story!
Agent Brightbeard closed the door of the responce center behind him and leant aganst it, breathing heavily. He was alone, good. His stupid partner had gone to the cafeterea to go bother people again, which meaned he could do it again. It had been so long and he was so filthy.
His hands trembled as he opened the secret compartmant under the console and began to feel around. His hand touched cool steel and a shiver ran through him at the thought of its carress. Slowly he pulled out the object and its friends: the can the towel, the scissors. He groaned a little almost dropping all of them in anticipaton. It had been too long since hed done this and his thrusting manhood was aching in anticipation but though he had to be quick he would take his time. This was special. This was ........ sacred.
Slowly, oh so slowly, he picked up the scissors and moved their blades to the rich red beard under his chin. As the blades closed a burning feeling erupted in his meaty lance, unable to resist the visseral joy as the first curls began to fall. Each time the scissors blades closed he felt another spurt of pure joy until he felt as if he was covered in warm creamy happiness. Snip snip snip, and the first heavy hank of beard fell into his lap, the burning sensation in his joystick was almost to much to bare. Cold warm sweat soaked him as he reached for the can of shaving cream.
"Oh yes," he moaned as he lathered the warm slick soapy foam onto his face, the bristly remants of beaard teasting and tittilating his rough manly fingers. "Yes yes yes.......its been so long......." One hand took the strong, thrusting sheel shaft of the razor and began to draw it down his face. The razor burned as it stripped away the unclean beard, leaving behind only smooth pure skin, Brightbeards own steely shaft erupting in more creamy soapy joy as everything that made him angry and unhappy and dishonerable was shorn away and he was left new, as new as a dwarf should be, reborn in the carnal joy of the death of the unclean, bathed in sweat and creamy visseral glee.
"BRIGHTBEARD!!" a voice called and Brightbeard jumped. A piece of skin tore under the harsh yet tesingly firm blade of the razor and Brightbeard cursed. Barid was standing in the doorway gowking at Brightbeards private holy moment. Brightbeard felt a surge of disgust as he saw the stooped hairy troll a picture of everything unclean in the world. "What ye be doin mon??" the troll continued unaware of how unwelcome he was. "Brightbeard ye be losin yer beard!"
"Begone filth," Brightbeard said and threw the razor at Barid. It sank deep into his neck and he died spurting blood and clean on the floor. Brightbeard smiled and picked up the razor again.
(Further note from TM: I'm very, very sorry.)
If someone like you actually has the power to have people banned simply for giving honest feedback on your work, I will eat my hat. Actually, I will roll my eyes and then proceed to tell everyone with half a brain to avoid this site, and that will solve your problem nicely, won't it?
I will not pander to your tantrums. Your punctuation is dreadful and your dialogue don't bear thinking about. Your innuendos, which are not in the least bit subtle, despite what you may think, are revolting. There is also no plot - which, you know, is what stories actually need.
[[*snicker* Don't be sorry. This is such fun. --Sedri]]
Just because you don't like MY KINK doesn't mean you need to be such a PRUDE about it. I bet you think WOMEN SHOULD GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN TOO RIGHT? ... OFF AND GO GIVE SEX TO GEORGE BUSH YOU DUMASS!!!!!
[Aha, you've decided to be the Only Sane Man, eh? I pity you; it ain't gonna get any easier from here on out. T_M]
Hardly. You are welcome to have your 'kink', but kindly do the world a favour and keep said 'kink' in your own head, not displayed in public like a drunken whore. And no, before you ask, I am not degrading women by using the term 'whore'; men are equally capable of shaming themselves in such a way. I am certainly not implying that women should 'go back to the kitchen'. I do imagine, however, that your mother is there at the moment, calling you to dinner. Run along now.
Also, I would never have even thought of that charming little suggestion you tacked onto the end there. I imagine that says quite a great deal more about your private fetishes than mine.
Honest Critic's hardly sane. Check out her fic:http://fanfic_land.webs.com/Story60.htm.
((LOL, awesome! But what's a badfic fest without yet another overreacting fanbrat? Honestly, I was honor-bound to pitch a fit. XD))
*takes a bow*
Really, it's so much fun! Honest Critic is a nightmare, but hillarious to play with.
Your pitched fit is most welcome; now I must think of a way to reply to it...
OMG you are so good at desription!!! I am sooo jelous! Your such a good writer!!! This is liek, the best story ever!!
And wat r u tslking about d4rk???? HOBBETS R TEH BEST THING EVRE AND U R A BIG IDOT 4 THINKING THEYR NOT, AND YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND A GIRL FREND GEEZ.
Sorry about the double post, lol.
I don't like your storyu very mych. I think taht Dwarfs need their beards. It is what makes them Dwards! Even the lady-Dwarfs have the,. A dwarf without a berd is a Hobbit an no one lieks Hobbets!
I am happy that you killed the troll though. Trols are horrible and dont beling in the ppc.
How dare you!! KINK SHAMING! KINK SHAMING!
Title: Lurve meh al ovar
Summary: evre1 gits al hort n thi krill de mery shos n farl n luv. REFIEW PLZ!!!11!!!11!!!ONE!!11!
Lurve meh al ovar
Omg, what if evry1 in teh PPc wuz HOTTTT an lik suprprowerrd? 1 shooot, aru.
svreal agentss wok op in de morniin to seh tht thei wre rrealley, RRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAEEEEELLLEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Thy wint n kled mirrions ob URGLY marry shues ad thin thei loked art each oter an saww thrt thy al wer allll kawai desu ne ne kawaiiiii n HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT N THEIIY HD A MARS ORGI W/EAC OHER N D FLOOMERS N LUKSURY N AL TH AGANT SHOPPERS REJUICED NNNN THEIY JONED IND TWOOO n den theiy wnt 2 d condumiums n hat SMEX w/theyre lost obchecks n dey livvved harpily evar aster!!!1!!!1one!!!1!!!!!1!!oneone11!!!!!!!111!!!!one!111!!!!!oneoneoneone!!11!!!!!!11!!!! KAWAII DESUUUUU NEEEEEE DESSSSUUUUUUUUU KKKKAAAAWWWWAAAIIIII NIIIIIIIII---SSSAAAANNNNNN11!!!!111!!ONE1!!1!!!!!!111l!!! De ED ob dwe stowie!!111!!!!
OMG, IB U LIKE WNT MOORE THEEEEN REBIEW N 1LL LIEEEK RIGHT MOSE!!!11!!!ONE!!!11!!!!111!!!!ONE!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111!!!11!!!11!!!!!1!11
(OOC: Yes, I left hints of who I really am in there. No, you’re probably not going to be able to tell what they are as they’re quite obscure, I'm still pretty new here, and I’m evil like that. ;] And this was sickeningly fun to write. Sickening, but oddly fun. OH GOD, I’M GOING INSANE, AREN’T I? D:)
You are appaling. It is beyond imaginable that anyone could actually consider this a 'story'. Kindly shoot yourself in the head now and spare us the agony of your continued presence on this earth.
[[I always feel so bad writing under this persona. But there are people like this! It's an exaggeration, but still. Mean world. Cheers ;) --Sedri]]
U r sooooo mein!!!!1!!111!1!1!!!111!1one!!!1!1! U don no whut a gud storii s. LEAF M AKONE U BEANIEEEEE!!!1!1one1!1!!!1!111!1
(Alright, I'll go ahead and reveal that I'm Kitty's Muse. :P At least your 'review' wasn't horribly misspelled. XD It's kind of hard to misspell so horribly on purpose, nevertheless by accident. Your 'review' was a little mean but also kind of funny. ;] Hence why we're even doing this in the first place.)
Yes, I am mean. It is the only way to deal with people like you. Get over it.
[[Well, don't feel obliged to reveal just because I did; I'm using the same names as last year (and the year before, I think), so it's no big deal. Anyway, glad to have been amusing, even in that very nasty sort of way. This is fun :) -Sedri]]
i love the concept idea, its brilliant the idea of all the agents being super hot but the story would be easier to read if you stuck to one formating style
btw what does kawaii desu ne mean, just curios?
(OOC Intro: Hai! Fish Custard here, just so you know who has really been breaking your brain. This will be fun! ^_^)
Love is red by trueloveneverdies
Rating T - English - Romance/Angst
Summary: Agent Paragon Corona is a top PPC agent in the DMS but when an amazing girl drops into his life will they ever be able to be together. xover PPCxEvangelion
Agent Paragon Corona, a six-foot tall thin man with white hair and purple-red eyes was finishing his latest mission report. He had just taken on an incredibly powerful sue from Harry Potter and emerged without a scratch.
SUddenly, his remote activator began cracking with energy and a portal appeared in the cieling and a red haired girl dropped into the Agents confused arms.
She had long red hair and a perfect face, and was wearing a light yellow summer dress.
"who are you?" Corona asked, stunned by how beautiful she was
She didn't reply because she was asleep, but slowly began to wake up. "nnnnnggggg"
"Where am I" she asked.
"Youre in PPC hq, you fell through a portal. Who are you" he repeated
She leapt to her feet, mind now fully active. "I'm Asuka Langley Soryu, the greatest Evangelion pilot in the world..." she stopped as she looked at Angent Corona. "Wow. The real question is who are you?" she said, pressing herself close to him.
"Agent Paragon Corona, DMS Section Alpha."
"So that's like some totally cool military thing riight?"
"Yeah. We kill Mary Sues in every universe imaginable."
"wooow. So what's a mary sue then?"
"Like a bad character or a character that mucks up the plot."
"Would I count as one?"
"No." Corona replied quickly. "Youre a cannon character, and youre far too beautiful to be killed anyway."
Suddenly, the door to the RC opened, and two men wearing dark suits walked in....
AN: Find out what will happen in the next chapter, if you review i might post it faster!!!!!!!
(OOC Outro: Oh dear sweet $deity. My brain is about to turn into oatmeal and slop out of my ears. What with me being something of a SPaG stickler, writing that was painful! But that won't stop me! Hehehehe!)
Paragon Corona was running through hqs corridors to find the DES section to save Asuka.
He stopped thinking abuot where he was going for a minute and so ran into the DES to find some crazy woman in a labb coat aiming some death ray into a cell where Asuka was.
"Put the ray gun down" he shouted
"and why should i dgo that?"
"because if you dont ill kill you"
she pressed a button on the ray gun. "im the only person who knows how to deactivate this thing. kill me and asuka will be tortured until the end of time" she laught evilly.
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inside Asuka's mind
why am i here?
because you wanted to come here
but i didnt
you did
i just fell through, i didnt want to come here!
are you saying you want to go back?
yes, i want to go home to be an EVA pilot againn
but what about him?
who?
the agent
oh. i hadnt thought about him. hes nice... i like him
like or like?
what sort of a baka question is that?
do you like him like him
no. not in that way. well, at least not really
=-=-=-=-=
in reality
Paragon shot the portable railgun at the evil doctor and killed her instantly. he then shot the death ray contraption and it blew up in a big fire.
Asukas mind torture was over and she ran to the forcefield. "Paragon? you saved me?"
"yes"
"why?"
"because youre amazing"
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Evie: Where are we?
Fisherman: I have no idea! The TARDIS just crash landed, it's like we hit some invisible force-field.
Evie: What is this on the monitor? Seems like some alternate PPC story. Thoroughly awful. I mean, 'Paragon Corona', really? And an awfully contrived crossover with Evangelion. 'Oh Asuka you're so wonderful'. Yuk.
Fisherman: Will you stop fic-gazing and help me? Here, hold this chicken. I found it in the dimensional rectifier.
Evie: Hey, do you think we should go out there and make a charge list? I mean it is a badfic after all.
Fisherman: No. The sooner we're out of here the better. I have a feeling we've landed somewhere... wrong. It's best if we just leave this place be.
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"really? you think so."
he deactivated the forcefield and hugged Asuka tightly. "of course i do"
AN: finally theyre together again. But the rest of the PPC will be comeing for them so see wat theyll do about it in the next chapter. oh and ignore the nonsense in the middle of the chapter i have no idea how that got there.
((OOC: I thought I'd have my two agents drop in crash land for some snarky commentary. Oh and apologies to any other Eva fans for dragging the continuum into this trainwreck! - FishC))
Omg thy r back toughther again!!!!1! YAYAYAY!!! :'D i am soooo happy!!! i cant wait untill teh next chapter!!!!! :DDDd this is mah fav stoyr everrr!!!!
("Yay ponies!" xD)
i know isnt it great. next chapter comming soon
((Well it's true, ponies are awesome!!))
MrughhhH! he's SOOOOOOw Hhot!!!!!!
Chapter 2
AN: thanks for all the reveiws, it meakes me happy to hear that you like the story!!!!!
"We're from the DES" one of the dark suit men said. "And plotholes in the cieling is something that we just cant have in the PPC." he waved some gadget at the plothole and closed it.
The other man stepped toward Asuka. "Youre an unknown element, and will be contained for questioning in the DES."
"No, youre not taking her!" Corona shouted
"He said im not a mary sue thing, so I can stay" Asuka said. "And I warn you, youre not going to be able to take me anyway, I'm trained in karate as well as EVA combat"
"it doesnt matter" the first suit man said, holding out a small blue gadget. "this is a compression restraining field. inescapable." he pressed a button on it and Asuka was trapped in blue rings of energy.
Corona ran toward the man and tackled him to the ground, but he had managed to press another button to teleport Asuka to the DES before Corona could kill him. The other man ran out of the rc back to the DES.
"I must find the DES and get Asuka back" Corona said, picking up his portable railgun and heading out the door
=-=-=-=-=-
In the DES, Asuka was contained within a cell with a forcefield.
"Im Doctor FC Schneider" said a strange scientist woman who came up to the cell.
"Why am I here and when are you going to let me out" Asuka shouted
"Youre here for me to experiment on you, and ill let you go when im done"
"No you wont, Ill escape"
"Indeed? the experiments arent pyhsical there psycological, youre staying there while we probe your mind"
The evil doctor turned on a massive satellite dish contraption....
AN: Find out whether Asuka will escape, or whether Paragon will save her in the next chapter (which if you havent seen evangelion might not make much sense, but ill try not to make it too confusing)
OH NOES. Wat is dr shnider going too do too aska?? DDD:> i hope wat his name saves her!!! omg this stoyr is getting soo guud! DDDD:> Plz post more!!!1! And did u mentin me in teh authurs not? Lol I feel sooo speical. x333
noooooooooooooooo!1 y was aska capturd? she waz awesum! dr snider is evi evil EVIL!!!1
I dont even know what evalelition is, but i think its so ronantic thst she fail from teh sky like that into his arm’s!!1! THEY R S CUUTE. When r u posting teh nect chapter???
((Wow, that was a lot harder to write then I thought it was going to be. xD))
I think its so wonderful to see more STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS here. I cant wait to see what Askua will do!
wow paragon crona is so awsome!!!1 i cant wait to see wat hapens next!1
will u put my charie in ur story plz? her name is amareta silvereye and she has sliver and gold eyes and a keyblade with gems on.
((This is Firebird766 speaking. That hurt to type, just so you know.))
ill see what I can do, Ive got a plan for a huuuge battle coming up soon and im sure she can be worked in somewere :)
((FC: I share your pain. -.-))
Category: PPC
Title: Endless Question
Summary: There are two teams and no one can decide which team is hotter. There is only one way to settle this questitn! DI/S Rated R for lemons. Romance. One-shot.
The question qas what everyone was talking about all te time. Who Was hotter? Agernt Suicide (does anyone know what his first name is? I don't think I ever read it?) or Agent Dafydil Ian? AGent suicide was a muscley greek fguy from 300 who had died and came back even hortter. Agent Dafydil was a Night Elf who had purple skin and green hair and everyone thought he was super hot and exotic. Noone could decide between the wto of them because they were both so hot, so there was only one way to decide it. They were gonna have too hacve sex! So they went to the autotorium and statred to ddo sex to each other and all the girls in the ppc were there and they were playing with theirselves. There were even some guys who were playing with theirselves because it was so hot. The guys on stage were doing all sorts of stuffg to eachother and they were getting all sweaty and they kept changing positins. "This is so totes hot" said Agent JUly Flame (she would know cause she is a fire elemental or something) whose hand was on fire as she was plauing with herself. Her whol body burst into fire when she organismed. On the stage Agwnt Dafydil was doing things to the spartan and they were both having a good time. Agent Diocletine was watching her partner and Agent Adfydil on the stage and shw was thinking of her partner in a new way. She was so turned on that she started playing with the girl sitting next to her who was using a crayon on herself and was happy to have some help. On the stage the two guys were still doing things. They both finished at the same time and everyone started clapping except the ones that where still busy doing things to theirselves. Still noone can decide who is the hotter agent but they all agree that they are hotter together then they are by theirselves.
A/N I hope you all like this! Please REVIEW!!!! If I get good reviews I will right another story with different Agents!
[[I regret nothing.]]
Teh hawt men r sso gr8! U shud rite moar stories of hawt men gittin it on liek this.
Hi i am french and i also think Agent Suicide is very « hot » too. I think our story is very good but I have a question. What means « they kept changing positins » ? I can not find this word in my dictionary, « positins ». Thanks for your help !
Poitins like reavers cowgurl! U probly never herd of it cayse u are Frenchand wer in AMERRICA were we speke AMERRIVAN!! GO DRINK SUM TEE FRENCY!
But I like what your doing with the story! People are SO UNACCEPTING of other peoples kinks arent they? Its a result of all the narrowminded intolerence in the world. Be PROUD OF YOUR FETISHES sister! BE PROUD and WRITE WHAT YOU WANT.
That is so sexist of you to assume I am a girl. I am a dude and I am proud of it.
BUT THANKS FOR LIKEING MY STORYU!
Whats a GUY doing in PPC fiction? This is supposed to be a SAFE SPACE.
YOU ARE SUCK A HIPPOCRITE! i CAN RIGHT WAHT i WANT TO RIGHT AND PORT IT WHERE i WANT TO POST IT.!
OMEHG i lurvedd ti soooo murch!11!!on3!!1 rite moore son!!!1!!!11!!! thrt wars sooooo HOOOOTTTTTTT!!1111!!!11!!!11!one!!1
I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT! I TRY TO MAKE MY STROYS AS HOT AS I CAN! I DONT KNOW WHO IS GONNA BE IN TEH NEXYT ONE YET BUT IT WILL BE SUPAR HOTT!