Subject: we would have reached more decisions, except...
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Posted on: 2009-01-08 06:17:00 UTC

...You wouldn't let me quote Rochester while you were at work. And I really don't blame you.

I rise at eleven, I dine about two
I get drunk before seven, and the next thing I do,
I send for my whore, when for fear of a clap,
I spend in her hand, and I spew in her lap;
Then we quarrel and scold, till I fall fast asleep,
When the bitch growing bold, to my pocket does creep.
Then slyly she leaves me, and to revenge the affront,
At once she bereaves me of money and c*nt.

If you can think of a legitimate way for Caspian X to use such language, I salute you.

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