Subject: The school paper.
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Posted on: 2014-08-07 12:25:00 UTC

Starwind Rohana is short, energetic, and prone to going bezerk if you push her buttons even a little. When asked about her name, she just says "I'm Scottish"; no-one has pushed her further. Despite apparently being classic bullying material, no-one has tried since her second week at the school - probably because she was excluded for a week (or... whatever the American equivalent is) for nearly breaking someone's arm when they tried. She's been excluded on several other occasions, too, most notably for the day when she turned up to school dressed in woad and not much else.

Esme Telnar, on the other hand, is tall, skinny, eerily beautiful, graceful, sociable, likeable, talented... and, for reasons known only to herself, spends all her time hanging around with the aforementioned bezerk Scot. Half the guys in the school want to date her - but can't get past her scary friend to ask.

Together, they run the school paper, the Mutinous Monitor. Well, they call it the school paper... the Librarian calls it 'that criminal waste of paper', and has tried several times to stop them printing it. If only his student assistants would stop giving in when Esme asks them to let her use the printer...

The Monitor is, of course, a tabloid (or whatever the American translation is); it features rumours, gossip, candid photography of teachers and popular students (Starwind is on record as saying 'They want to be in the public eye? Then let 'em!'), horoscopes, pictures of the latest 'hot' singers and movie stars, and letters from students - including, as I've mentioned before, perpetual conspiracy theories from Kayleigh and Sambar.

Every issue also seems to include a 'new feature', none of which make it into a second issue. 'The top ten coolest explosions you can make in the lab' actually led to Prof. Echinacea hunting down and burning every single copy of the issue - which may not have been the best idea, since the girls sprinkled the paper with chemicals that made the fire burn bright purple. 'The top ten places to get a little privacy at PPC High', on the other hand, was very well received by the staff, though the backlash from the students meant it still didn't have a second installment.

hS

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