The DMSE&R are looking for some "volunteers" for their decreasing glitter levels lab. I didn't want to use actual badfic, because some Mary Sues are meant to be taken seriously and the author would probably object.
So I have two plans:
A) Ask Miss Cam if I can borrow the Badfic Challenge entries, or
B) Ask you guys to write some "badfic" for me. Mary Sues only, thank you.
What do you think?
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Anyone got some spare 'Sues? by
on 2009-01-04 17:00:00 UTC
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Nice to meet ya. by
on 2009-01-04 16:55:00 UTC
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Here, have a graduated cylinder! *tosses*
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Don't bother, it was a bad idea. (nm) by
on 2009-01-04 12:17:00 UTC
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Welcome! by
on 2009-01-04 11:24:00 UTC
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Have a Prinny suit. *goes into Copy and Paste Capt. Exposition mode* It increases stats (in an RPG sense), may or may not come with complimentary Prinny bombs and a pair of swords, and makes you say "-dood" at the end of every sentence. It makes people explode when thrown, but that's... usually... only a problem in NIS videogame canons and similar games. Basically, games where people can be tossed around anytime, by anyone. (It's amusing to see the biggest normal enemies being carried by the smallest creatable characters in Disgaea, where the suits are from. Testing on the Final Final Boss, Baal, has not been attempted yet.)
P.S. What does OUATIM stand for? Doesn't ring a bell, for some reason.
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I guess the best thing to do... by
on 2009-01-04 11:22:00 UTC
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... is to just find a copy of the laws in question. Then you don't have to worry about the ifs and buts (unless you already have and it's obscure, which would just be a royal pain). I think you should be able to find such things online. ^^
In all honestly, though, I would find no reason to worry at all unless they actually manage to jail/punish him for it. If they accuse him and don't get anything out of it then they're not going to try it again.
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Anti-Lustin Antidepressant? (nm) by
on 2009-01-04 11:18:00 UTC
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Sorry, but no. by
on 2009-01-04 11:15:00 UTC
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I abhor it and anything associated with it. Even if I didn't, Huinesoron would smite me if I gave you the Permission. Try something else, please!
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I agree with you. (nm) by
on 2009-01-04 11:09:00 UTC
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I created it. It's dead. by
on 2009-01-04 11:07:00 UTC
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It was never meant to be more than a nusiance organization in the first place (as well as an explanation for the mentions of unemployment in the New Caledonia town when PPC Canon explicitly stated that the PPC is in a constant state of underemployment). The only way that I could write anything about it again is if I get Permission(which is impossible for the time being) and write at least one mission(also impossible). While my writing career is not ended, I don't think I can risk messing up any established Canon (PPC or otherwise) for the time being.
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Me, too. by
on 2009-01-04 09:24:00 UTC
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I think the verdict was that it had gone too far and was not to be taken any further, and I don't think it was ever really PPC canon (insofar as such a thing exists at all). My feeling is that mentioning it would have the flavor of a joke in poor taste, but then, I was never a fan, either.
~Neshomeh
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Alright, thanks. I'll keep you posted. (nm) by
on 2009-01-04 07:26:00 UTC
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Sure, go ahead. by
on 2009-01-04 05:10:00 UTC
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I don't mind.
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Welcome! Have some Convenient Cake! by
on 2009-01-04 04:30:00 UTC
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As well as a transdimensional pocket knife and an official DMS flag!
And links!
The PPC Wiki
...Well, one link, but if you search for "The Original Series" and "Permission" you'll get the ther Important Pages. :)
Welcome!
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...I was under the impresison that the Cult wasn't 'allowed' by
on 2009-01-04 04:26:00 UTC
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Not outright banned, but there was some fuss with permission regarding the person who created it - I forget who - and I thought the entire thing was abandoned. Though that may have been what prompted hS to make his clear definition of what PGs don't do.
No thoughts to help you ther, Ugolino. I never much liked the idea of that cult in the first place. Sorry.
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Cult of the Smut Carver-permission? by
on 2009-01-04 03:17:00 UTC
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May I use the Cult in an interlude? My idea was for Warren to come across a luckless pair of its cultists carving a scene from Celebrian into a wall. He would then go completely nuts, as that series led to his suffering a mental breakdown before he joined the PPC, and attack them... Thoughts?
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Welcome! Have some lembas! (nm) by
on 2009-01-04 02:22:00 UTC
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First ketchup! by
on 2009-01-04 02:21:00 UTC
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Ooh, Merlin and Death Note! Cool!
I gift you with a coxcomb, in a color of your choice. It's a sort of funny hat. Welcome to the PPC!
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I know the risk is effectively nil. by
on 2009-01-04 01:59:00 UTC
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I just want to not give anyone any excuse.
But yeah, far be it from me to protect the rights of people who would actually harm children, but this particular law would be pretty much unenforceable. Technically it would be illegal for me to draw a stick figure with its "hand" level with the groinal area of a much shorter stick figure, not that that would ever reach a conviction (mostly because nobody could tell that was what it was supposed to be, what with the stick-figure limbs all lumped together). And anime characters all look like very lanky ten-year-olds anyway ...
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I may not know anything, living in America and all... by
on 2009-01-04 01:30:00 UTC
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But if you want to prosecute every case of this, how about prosecuting the child who draws a (admittedly badly drawn) picture of his dream girl on the inside of his math notebook? Or the person who took those photos of Miley Cyrus with her shirt off? Or... The list goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began. (Sorry, Tolkien! Couldn't resist!)
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Introducing... by
on 2009-01-04 01:27:00 UTC
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Uh. Hi! I'm Piper. I'm an incurable lurker, a computer geek with a huge soft spot for 1960's hacker and open-source culture (Jargon file, anyone?), and occasional lover of a truly disgusting number of random fandoms (Teen Titans, OUATIM, Death Note, Merlin, Numb3rs, Digimon, SE Lain, etc. ad nauseum). I've been a fan of the PPC for a long time. In any case, since I've come to a standstill on my attempts to get my older computer to run Linux, I've decided to take some time to hang out here and pretend to myself that I'm actually gonna write a spinoff of my own! So here I am. :)
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Well, how July and I write them... by
on 2009-01-04 00:26:00 UTC
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.. it's a team effort after all :)