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... 'we talked about gold mineralisation, nudge nudge wink wink?'

MWAHAHA.

Sounds cool. If I have time, I will join. I'm currently taking an entire class on Shakespeare for this semester.

But if it wasn't, that would be the best euphemism ever.

Last week, we tried something in the PPC chat: Shakespeare Somethingday, where we chose a play earlier that week and then discussed it on a day that would work (last week it was on Saturday, about the Taming of the Shrew.)

It went pretty well, so we're going to try it again this Saturday 7PM GMT/2PM Eastern/11am Pacific time.

This week's play is Othello. Everyone's invited to join if they can. :D

You can click here to join at that time.

Have a wet trout for smacking!

Nooooooo!

Feed her some real meat once in a while, or she'll get diabetes.

Welcome. Have a small Gelatinous Octahedron.

*eats Miah*
Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here.
*eats Miah again*

Thanks! I better read up on the care and feeding of the mini. :)

I requested it today through the library, so I'll get to read it next week.

It's nice to hear you liked my mission(s) so much you came all the way here to say hello to everybody.

I have no gift for you right now, but next NCIS mini I come across I will catch and bring back for you.

Nice to see more Artemis Fowl fans around the place.

Have a softnose laser. Very useful thing it is.

FYI, the Percy Jackson movie comes out this month. It might be a good idea to check out a copy of the first book before the fangirls come out of the theater.

Most of the ones I wrote down were relatively good, in hindsight. But the ones I didn't write? Hoo-boy. Sheer canon-raping horror. (Especially where certain male canon characters were concerned...) I thank myself for never having written them down.

Can I feed her on a diet of Mary Sues?

Have a bottle of bleeprin. It will definitely come in handy. :D

I've been meaning X-Wing series, but I just haven't got around to it. I've read some of his other SW books, though, and they're hilarious.

Since I can't figure out any way to neuralyze the whole of Pandora(even if you neuralized every lifeform on it, Eywa herself lacks eyes.): I'd recommend that you'd simply take advantage of the situation and do the unthinkable: Tell Eywa the truth. Tell them of the Suvian threat, and why you had to kill that beautiful, perfect, sweet, defenseless little Mary-Sue. Since you'd have to have them aware of the PPC, you'd better take advantage of it.

And if you did decide to neuralize Pandora somehow, I'd recommend starting with an orbital platform with a really big neuralyzer taped to it, hanging directly above the nightside of Pandora. Keep orbiting in synch with the nightside, and neuralize the whole of the planet over a 24-hour period.

She's pretty and badass, don't you agree?

Have some chocolate.

And a tip: if you're getting frustrated at finding nothing but badfic, search for fic recommendations or awards. That way you go straight to the good stuff. Also, I believe there is an LJ community where you can browse Stargate recs by category, so you could try to find that.

First, a planet-wide exorcism has been done before (twice, I think), though I don't know about a neuralization. I suppose it would be possible, but you may need some help.

Second, there is the fact that in general, the canon environment protects agents because it knows that they are here to help. You could extend that to Eywa, as sort-of-a-character who the PPC wouldn't mind having on their side. I would suggest having Eywa's awareness be part of the effect of canon protecting the agents.

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a dagger set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of Bleeprin. *winces* I found bad fanfiction on Harry Potter websites when I first found out about it, too. Since then I've given up on reading any of it anymore. It's not such a horrible thing, though, because now I have more time for my writing.

Being originally random, I can describe this shiny object in any way I choose, yes?

"How did you know I've always wanted a little bitty shiny, fully articulated replica of the stargate? It's perfect! Thank you."