Subject: OMG! That waz EPIK!!!1
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Posted on: 2010-07-15 19:37:00 UTC

I luved it! Mor, plz!!1!

[[*snerk* Aw, poor drunk, confused Ian... Now I want to do a reaction snippet, much like Laburnum did. Aw, hell, why not?
--Pretzel

Ian was idly browsing the newest stories on Fanfic Land when he came across a summary with his name in it. Given that said name was being associated with two other male names, and in a romantic sense at that, he clicked the link out of morbid curiosity.

Five minutes later, fully dressed and in the middle of toweling her hair dry, Lee came out of the bathroom and found her partner staring in shock at his laptop screen.

'Something up, Ian?' she asked, pausing in her attempts to get her short bob dry.

'S-ss-'

'Use your words, Ian. You're not a snake, or at least, you weren't the last time I checked.'

'S-suh-slash,' he managed, turning the laptop so that Lee could see what he'd been reading. 'A three-way between--' he trailed off, and then shuddered. Lee took the laptop from Ian, scrolled up to the top of the page, and then began reading. As she went through the story, her expression switched from vague worry for her partner to a rather disconcerting blankness.

'I see what you mean,' she said finally, staring thoughtfully at the laptop. 'Want me to write a scathing review?'

Ian blinked and then shook his head. 'No,' he replied. 'Just never mention it to me again, and I'll be good. I'm just gonna drown myself in the Fountain of Bleepka. Be right back.'

'Well, at least it wasn't Bad Slash,' Lee volunteered, clearing the history on Ian's browser after switching the page to Cute Overload. 'Here, look at some kittens. It should help.'

'Guh.']]

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