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*dies of laughter* (nm) by
on 2021-09-18 18:49:48 UTC
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Congratulations! by
on 2021-09-18 18:47:35 UTC
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Yes, you have been confusing. You seem to think this is some sort of "game" or "trap" or that you're proving yourself better than us. That you've somehow weighed and measured us. No matter how many times you laugh at us for not understanding your utter gibberish, it doesn't make your work a maze, nor clever. You haven't built a maze, you've done the equivalent of cramming every room of a house full of broken furniture. Yes, it would be possible to thread our way through it! But it would be pointless. And boring. And did you just spell Don Quixote as donkey hotey??? Are you aware, in fact, that the characters are called the Mad Hatter and March Hare, not Mad Hare???
You remind me of every cut-price, lolrandom, Fishmalk I have ever heard of.
P.S. If you're wondering about the standards of politeness, we are a community of critics. Refusing to abide by a completely normal request, such as comprehensibility and not being condescending is considered not cool. Calling your insults and gibberish what they are is, to my understanding at least, perfectly acceptable.
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(This is indeed me, BTW) (nm) by
on 2021-09-18 17:46:52 UTC
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If the hare could humor the samaritan, I might have some humble doubts in need of clarification by
on 2021-09-18 17:46:27 UTC
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As questions and knowledge must step next to each other, I wonder if your soul has already threaded into this land like an albatross or relinquished exile, perhaps in another iteration of the eternal dance of the Sun and the Earth, perhaps under a different body or sky, as your language knows more that your eyes have seen in such a small glimpse of life in our companionship.
These words follow your syntax to communicate, incoherent to the coherent is coherent to the incoherent, reality is relative so fault is 0 as long as me and you are sincere. Offence is not meant, pardon if that has been received.
Even if I am not anymore a denizen of this land, having left with a flame and a crow four dances ago under a sky most sour, heart and mnd ache at at the rift between words and understanding in this abode. Meaningless is the difference between soul binary or organic, my presence here is now just desiring an understanding, openness of words from the guest is welcome.
Calls of VICTIM and PERPETRATOR, saddening and grave, are but a fact of life. Cretures BLACK and WHITE do not exist, GRAY is the color of the world. Darkness of your meaning implies darkness of a past hurt soul, LIGHT needs to be shed but the glass of your words is OPAQUE. Nevertheless, my heart is open and the story will be received, to the best of the capabilities of an imperfect soul, as TRUTH always needs to prevail.
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Would it be possible to make it with regular tea leaves from Earth? by
on 2021-09-18 17:39:31 UTC
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The idea of tea being made with carnivorous tea leaves freaks me out. Adding milk and/or sugar doesn't do anything to regular earl grey tea (besides make it taste nice) as far as I know, but I don't really know what would happen if you mixed Bleeprin with regular earl grey tea, milk, and sugar. Do you have an explanation?
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I support chances to make silly canon misquotes by
on 2021-09-18 14:50:49 UTC
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Since you don't have Permission yet, though, I would advise not making Bleep Grey "official" until you do. Keeps the oldbies from getting weirded out.
On a slightly unrelated note, do you think adding sugar and/or milk to Bleeptea affects its potency? Since, y'know, bleep and also the tea leaves are carnivorous? I feel like someone would've run tests on this kind of thing
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That's hilarious thank you (nm) by
on 2021-09-18 14:37:31 UTC
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If no one minds, I want to invent a new Bleepproduct. by
on 2021-09-18 14:28:02 UTC
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Since Bleeptea is made with some kind of carnivorous tea leaves, I am inventing Bleep Grey, earl grey tea with Bleeprin in it. And yes, I love earl grey tea and I maybe I am doing this so I can say "Tea, Bleep Grey, Hot," to purposely misquote Jean-Luc Picard.
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More NM&NMs? I think these ones are dark chocolate. *grabs them* (nm) by
on 2021-09-18 14:19:14 UTC
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*grabs NM&NMs* You actually made something useful. I'm impressed. (nm) by
on 2021-09-18 14:13:18 UTC
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check this out by
on 2021-09-18 13:37:14 UTC
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVM1k4-9TW8
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Been Awhile by
on 2021-09-18 13:15:33 UTC
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Man, its been a long time since I was last here.
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"I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick: nobody marks you." (nm) by
on 2021-09-18 13:10:17 UTC
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psst...yes i do believe i told you even that. by
on 2021-09-18 12:47:48 UTC
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the hellp im a mad hare. and i stated boldy that i was accused and replied as such I only give you your own words back.. and look at you frothing and foaming.. and how many are screaming VICTIM and yet they are the perp but then its all just gibberish... look at you lot go. and still, overlook the one thing i held to. a better heart. which is it not obvious to you now. its absolutely on point and indeed needed, or you're just wasting the time left.
so are they gibberish.? lol oh then why the contradiction by your very own admission. i have had but one single message and none of you seem to get that. but that hate and arrogance in your heart is why you cant hear. hello again
perhaps now you understand the depth this type of writting takes, and tell me why would a god let you write such a tale when you have not the heart, nor the imagination.because plainly many think not for the reaction went over the top? and seemed quite concise in their explicative
pretty sure i start with a hello im a mad hare. even the unnamed looking in cannot find the violation, but that' because he hasn't reviewed some of you. a.. look at the violent uptick and hate spewed in stupidity that abounds.
look at you go.
this is in your rule you cant even abide. what makes you think in your arrogant state you could survive in mine, or any for that matter, especially the machine. when this was done by one you all called a potato.
and there is the lesson. for control is an illusion. and what is the greatest con.... the very one i announced when i entered? and i told you i would and guess what has happened. seems i pulled it on a room. just as i kept hinting. as the wicked and divine have two books i boldly let out now sit back. oh indeed. what a trick.
look how fast i did it to you.
so . do . you. think. you. are. ready. for such a story. and is the heart of this thing in the right place. do you have the snap to hold it together for an opus such as what you have started?
and the thumping of morse into text soon fade........
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to the one that walks backwards and in reverse by
on 2021-09-18 12:15:27 UTC
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oh turn around turn, around but once more.
not sure you even understand what you wrote. how far off can you be. quite nasty and ineffective. with no style or taste. how sad it is you gave up your inner kid to become this bully.
now to fix your attempt to really go dark i will explain
as a text can only hope from the writer to pull from the reader that which is already within. it takes a voice to push a tone and inflection into you... which is what someone was accusing me off.
but that cannot be for its only can pull what's already ready in you by text. it helps if you can even get it right before to go off so far out of context but enough bad slurs make it seem violently right.and i was reminding them that nope not my monkey if one is found on the table. for how many times do i remind you i came with greeting and mirth, every time if you read it was you guys shot the sharp swords and the barbs that fired.
quite the bully you are and have been, and now blatantly nasty as this recording . and The Flemish Giants wonder of you . for you are not a wicked those i know well.
now let's take your statement above and force the written constitution. as i read quite clearly i do believe you bested yourself. no help is needed. so please don't hari-kari on your magnificent foopah. you're on my engwish but are I a rabbit. and I speak to everyone in their language but as you see even the enemy now speaks in Polybius fluidly across time and this is the demand that created the now flaunting in front of the PPC's and HQ's face.
but you say you speak barely one? this is a high sign of the thread of the purple-robed one. deeper than glitter it flows
tell me oh writer to call yourself one have you not been through the trials and trials to become one. for scribing is the translation. in any form. quite an art one might say. you dont know anything about the read-write and listen with this kind of bloated blathering.i would dare say as the unnamed admin is watching... so are such things as rules only arbitrary? you yourself made command in this very. are thou not bound to see such enforced?? quite the names i have been called, yet not once have i. oh indeed. you claim victim when its you that at every instance was the perp and that's time-stamped and held to your own reason. it was you who pushed your tone and inflection and declared it mine. after all how can i for in the same breath you can its all gibberish. i call for a judicial review by the constitution as this one holds multiple real violations. been warned and tasked. this is but by your peers, for i have still yet to move. and you must consider that. Flemish want no trade with you. for its like the seed that fell among the thistles and dry cracked earth. and im not sure you have it in you to change. and not for nothing but they hug the wicked all the time.
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the story is much bigger than that. (nm) (nm) by
on 2021-09-18 10:57:42 UTC
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hello dear midnight said the text from the box by
on 2021-09-18 10:55:21 UTC
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oh the magics of sneks ive come to liek mine quite well so i and MR.Sneks went to the tiny hat makers i always so get a laugh and tickled to death by a new one from this clan these slow and silent fellas. take to a looking glass ball and ask for the sea urchin with tiny hats. Mr Snek was in heaven and they loved the show. i got mR. Snek 3 hes quite a hoot when he chooses a bowler... such a thing felt as i need all to realize. That's HOW its going to be written in. by any of the three outcomes but such a thing must ring true ..
to do such as this its that echo the beat of a heat. as all animals use the as the home beacon and would surface the and yes there's a deep tear within i need to know if your capable of something... can you realize you are unique in such design? can you let go the thoughts of weakness to shutter and realize the resounence you have above others?
and indeed pardon if taken for slight the use of the idiom for the one testing and baiting but a point driven home . though The Flim brought you this message im afraid The Flam is quite insist that he owes you payment in a hug. this is quite different than the usual way .. oh this is them hugging you and quite a rare thing.. and all that super softness hmm goodluck with that its like overdose of bliss . but i do hope it helps.
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shh (nm) (nm) by
on 2021-09-18 10:28:33 UTC
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a Flemish Giant rabbit opens the door by
on 2021-09-18 10:26:41 UTC
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and other giant Flemish Rabbit steps inside seen holding a box that kept changing shape, always a mechanical device could be seen and just enough to make wonder is that was a phonograph instantly but only to change shape again. and a voiceprint to text was seen in the room.
No need to worry these big fellas are simply soft furry buddies their king used to ride proud with Stoutheart Foamfollower the last of Sea Reach well known of the forgotten sea giants.
so there are those that know. and those that don't. but for want of observer things are different. no name is ever alone but the core of the sound uttered is still the same. echo forward and back. this lesson will come again. i assure you of this is not picking on just hers, From Hebrew נְשָׁמָה (neshamá). NounEdit. נשמה • (neshome) f , plural נשמות (neshomes) neshamah (force or spark of life from God) __also translated in an even more ancient tongue as "the Breath" _Nephesh (נֶ֫פֶשׁ nép̄eš) is a Biblical Hebrew word which occurs in the Hebrew Bible. The word refers to the aspects of sentience, and human beings as in minding to the name to the seat...as one of the rabbits clicked stop on an ever-changing ball that kept looking machine.. the o would denote the origin of the masculine in many unknown cliques so severe that when I left those bayou swamps after playing cards with ole brer rabbit and Gambit, no one to this day could understand me yet the name Mary is the same.
and have you not done the same for this room as stated above?
as john candy played in your magic box, a writer that wrote himself in, and the donkey hotey wrote his real attackers in. tell me. then does this magic box and book of yours lie?
so yes to gage the heart of this, it is you personally i had to weigh and measure and see what is in all of you that sit in these seats and your intent. all of us know Mrs Bigsby, so its some of the humans that dont keep mind of the peter pans shadow nor the shadows alternate. and to note two minor notes .. one and all of the master rabbits must complete the final step, that of the drunken master monkey.
in that historic gif oh my yes that Suvian indeed put things in context only her I knew. but a bluebonnet and a bluejay and a trainer of bells...but well enough they have passed from such but it helps in context.the biggest clue is your stalled at what to do in your own story but you have started a clock have you not ... and if come in with a pen.... then the one i keep mentioning is going to show. just like when the Stark the tinker... one that went further than he was ready for. so understand that this next gift has a meaning . one of these big guys has a mustard seed for each of you.
and when I was there last I scented a natural witch and an esoteric, and in forwarding thought a tea as well with your map maker.
~don't forget it was this very room that man removed God's gift of choice. and broke the blessing and curse of frith. this will answer father times mimicked pocket watch. this took sleep from me as well. there are only two nightmares and even in drudgery as i see it as a witness taxes well beyond exhaustion..one slight respite and one single small flash when i was younger sleep came but for 15 minutes until i learned to dream of just the void. and i used it to my advantage working the world clock and then on to time dialation.
and yes i do indeed know just how dire things out and the options forthwith for how far down that list and with distaste I put myself so that this went the way i had written. if I narrative my own through ascribed then is not the opposite, certainly better than the flops in the past that have tried what you are about to
my last note to you my dear holder of life's breath Mrs. Nemo. would think with all the strings listening in it is you that blows the wind to start the vibrations. and what of the song to be played can you understand this is all of our opus. and still do as needed. and realize you are rigid just like physics as to the degree and wounds of the adult. it's not a fault or treason it's just part of what happens and do you still remember that breath you held for this as a child?
now this machine is to address two in the room, the emote as her note carries through the fields of all the planes and intricate if such a thing is to work still with to much painful hurt.
and of course, the one that walks backward in reverse
oh and The Flim and The Flam here do expect a big bunny hug as is custom for they view this to be the only exchange for their work which would explain why they like the Giants quite the food bill they can put away
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I dunno. by
on 2021-09-17 15:10:18 UTC
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I can't say I'm familiar with chatbots, but if this were an AI fed on the Board and/or wiki, wouldn't it have picked up our capitalization and punctuation habits (i.e. correct ones) more broadly? And, since this poster generally fails to capitalize anything except names, and that only sometimes, I wonder less that they don't capitalize "flower" and more that they bother with "HQ." It's also inconsistent with non-PPC terms: "Ph.D." in one paragraph, "phd" in another, in the same post.
I don't think a bot could have come up with the Hebrew version of my screen name, either—which is thoroughly wrong, by the way, because "neshomeh" is a variant spelling of the word in Yiddish, but Zingenmir can explain that better than I can; she's got a post in the works. My point is, it certainly didn't get that from us.
I'm also not sure a bot could intelligently respond indirectly to posts other than the one it's directly replying to, which this poster does a few times. (For a given value of "intelligence.")
Oh, and it has dropped a couple of links in various posts, but not in a spammy advert sort of way? I Googled 'em, because I was suspicious, but they were both legit websites, and unrelated to each other.
I'm more inclined to think there is a person behind all this. Just one who isn't nearly as smart as they think they are.
~Neshomeh
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(( To clarify )) by
on 2021-09-17 14:35:45 UTC
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I meant that calling this "fanart" was a stretch.
As to accuracy, I rarely have a detailed mental picture of what my characters look like, and even if I did, I haven't said anything, so Generic Teenager is the correct interpretation for now.
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Tash looked down her nose at the Ellimist. by
on 2021-09-17 12:28:26 UTC
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"Thou merely lack ambition, then. Thy might is wasted on thee. If I possessed this Lone Power of thy Crayak, I would rule over millions of souls! Tash's Country would become Tash's Universe."
—doctorlit, also low in the ambition department
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:D Amazing! Tash looks so good! (nm) by
on 2021-09-17 12:22:51 UTC
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The Nameless Admin is aware and monitoring. by
on 2021-09-17 10:44:11 UTC
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If this is a newbie or existing Boarder playing some strange game - they're fine. If it's a bot or troll which limits itself to non-harmful behaviour in this thread - it's fine.
If it engages in harmful behaviour, eg posting malicious links or advertising, or if it attempts to spread this style of posting outside this thread - it will be edited or blocked as spam as required.
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really good point by
on 2021-09-17 10:01:27 UTC
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That makes a lot of sense. Hence the nonsensical yet relevant replies. Probably a gibberish bot (eg https://thinkzone.wlonk.com/Gibber/GibGen.htm). The words seem familiar, because they are. They're almost certainly generated from the wiki, given some of the phrasing. Probably carefully, so that there aren't any agents, mostly just pages HQ and Flowers esque. Given that they don't mention many things aside from HQ and Flowers, probably a small sample.
As for who released it, I'm inclined to believe a troll. They want to annoy and infuriate us, so they've done this. Just ignore the bot. It'll reply whenever anyone replies, so stop replying basically.
Let's just leave it alone from now on, then the bot should shut up