Subject: You have our condolences.
Posted on: 2022-05-13 16:13:59 UTC


"Mm... cashews..."

"Sarkan! What are you-"

"Cashew time."



"But you said not to be paid in-"

"When we run out of cashews I'll accept them as money again."

"But they-"

"We have too many right now. I'm fixing it."


In lieu of tree nuts, please fortify your will to live by alternative means, like screaming at your creator for making you unable to enjoy cashews.

Legal disclaimer blah blah blaaaaaah please don't sueeeeeeeeeeeeee it would really suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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