Subject: Darkheart & Lightheart: Chappie 5!!!!!
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Posted on: 2016-09-26 11:17:00 UTC

a:n OMGH BRANDY BABY!1! glonks* i misset yu! aslo i tohught at frist yo siad you wre bussy wit boys adn stuf LIL!!!! neway so i wes gonig to stop but YOI INSIPID ME TO KEEP GONIG yya!

"No!" stated Zeb. "We cannot be too late! We have to get in there and have more sex with her than the badfic is! (a/N so kk iM not sur how geting prengant words?! LOK i meen I KNW hoe it wrosk but whn tehres' more tahn 1 boy?!? anways i tHink tihs is write)"

"Okay," yelled Jaycacia. Then Jaycacia and Zeb and the Avatar ran across the room. They took each others' clothes off as they ran, and also Zeb turned into his hott human form. Then they reached the bed. Then Zeb shouted "Avatar I am here to get your pregnant so the badfic doesn't!", and the Avatar said "Oh okay," but the badfic said, "No I will get her pregnant."

So then Zeb tried to have sex with the Avatar, but the badfic kept confusing him so he had sex with Jaycacia (A/N GodMooodAdict!1!! yu can sned taht intwerebs to mi enail anddress!!!) or the new Avatar instead. But also Jaycacia sacrificed herself and made the badfic have sex with her, so it couldn't confuse Zeb as much as it wanted.

So Zeb managed to have lots of sex with the Avatar. "Yes!" he shouted. "Now we will stop the evil Acacia being born ever!"

Then a bolt of midnight lightning cracked down from the ceiling and knocked Zeb off the bed.

"Oh no!" cried Jaycacia. "We are having sex!" (A/N so funi sotry my fiend wantsed tihs to be a VERI RUDE line adn i sad NO WAU but I sill licked teh Joke so i Sad it like tihs insetd. hop thats' okies!)

"Oh yes," cackled an evil voice, "you are doubly having sex! For not only have I stopped Zeb from getting the Avatar pregnant with his nice baby (and also now the badfic is having sex with her instead so it will deffo be an evil baby), but also I am already back!"

"Oh no!" cried Jaycacia again. "Mother!"

"Oh yes," cackled Acacia Byrd. "I'm ba-ack!"

~

Acacia put the page down carefully. "Oh, hells."




((I intended for real!Acacia to go on a long rant here, but checking, that's really not her style. So she gets understated instead.))

((Also, JayBird has been writing Jaycacia stories for 12 years, which - assuming FF.net rules for fanficcers - makes her at least 25. Dwell on that for a moment, and then "repeat to yourself, it's just a game/I should really just relax...!"))

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