Subject: Well, now you've forced my hand entirely.
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Posted on: 2016-09-22 15:53:00 UTC

Disclaimer goes here, dat claimer goes somewhere else: I don't own any of Scapegrace or Iximaz's characters. The PPC is under the stern and eternal guard of Jay and Acacia, who are all-knowing and ever-watching. Yes, even when you're in the bog. Especially then. Ancient Rome has changed them.

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The room stank of sweat and heat.

That was what the Aviator noticed when she walked in, though she didn't so much notice it as feel it smack her in the face like she owed it money. She stumbled a little, grasping the doorframe to try and stay upright.

"Zeb."

"Uh... hi, Aviator." Two pointy grey-black ears peeked furtively out from behind the sofa. "You, uh, you had a good day?"

"Why did I have to force my way in here, Zeb."

"Oh, you did?" The Aviator could hear the blush in his voice. "Oh, um, yeah, that. Need to get on at BM about that door sticking."

"It sticks, Zeb, when you lock it, Zeb, and especially, Zeb, when you deadlock seal it, Zeb."

"Uh... hehe... it... does?"

"How did you even do that without opposable thumbs?"

"... hrdlbrblbp"

The Aviator leaned in, turning her head sarcastically. "Say wha?"

"I had a bit of help, okay? From my girlfriend. My partner, who is a girl, and who I am very happy with, and who is not my beard."

"Oh. Oh! You coulda told me! Come on, who's the lucky lady?" The Aviator bounced over, landed heavily on the sofa cushions next to Zeb... and stopped dead.

"A tha ba wha?"

"Um... we've been going out for some time."

"Ka ja va wha?"

"And, uh, well, we're into a lot of the same stuff."

"Ga ma pa wha?"

"And she helped me find an outfitter who does latex for people in my shape-"

"ARGHNRK!"

"Oh, come now, Moon Moon, don't twitch so," said the Notary far too primly for someone wearing what she was. "I'm sure you've seen a purple latex walrus costume before."

"Yeah... me and Antri. Are an us. So, uh, been up to much?"

Reviews of the security camera footage showed that the Aviator actually broke the land speed record when she bolted from the room.

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