Subject: "You never know, Cupid," said Ami.
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Posted on: 2015-03-09 02:20:00 UTC

"Maybe whoever the next one is will run track to keep her lovely hourglass figure. Ooo! And then she could save the day by running an eight-minute mile to the bad guys' hideout and disable their secret weapon!"

"I want another princess who fights, personally," Miguel commented. "The Internet loves ass-kicking women. Mulan, Zelda, Gamora, Annabeth, Clair--"

"Clair is evil incarnate and you know it," said Chris hotly. "Jasmine is much better. She's kind, she's a good sport, she actually runs her city..."

"All you need to beat Jasmine is a Typhlosion and a Water-type with Surf," Miguel countered. "It's like she wants you to win, seriously."

"You take that back!"

"It's true! And Olivine Gym is boring!"

"At least it and its leader don't give trainers Beasts-forsaken nightmares for a week!"

Ami created a megaphone for herself. "Okay!" she said clearly. "That's enough fanboying for one night."

"I'm not a fanboy!" Chris and Miguel protested.

"Whatever you are, arguing about it can wait until later," Ami declared, sounding remarkably like their mothers. "Anyway, in light of Cupid's current state, Violet will be Card Czar this round."

Violet blinked in surprise. "Uh...is that allowed? I don't think that's allowed."

"Vi, he's drunk off his perpetually-teenage angelic ass," Miguel deadpanned, drawing a new card (as did Chris and Ami). "Do you want a drunk Card Czar?"

The angel girl shivered, then drew another white card. "Good point. OK, next black card..." She turned one over. "'Even today, some people insist that we never visited blank.'"

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