Subject: Updated graph!
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Posted on: 2015-09-16 09:55:00 UTC

It has been brought to my attention that I unfairly singled out the Right as being evil on the last graph.

I mean, I didn't do that, but it was still brought to my attention.

I have found a way to ensure I'm never accused of that again.



The realm of Diabolico is in chaos. The demise of Queen Average Boarder, while not treated with suspicion (death of arsenic poisoning while drowning in a shark-infested river with cuts all over your body and bullet wounds in your arms seems perfectly normal to me), has led to dissent between her potential successors.

Her potential successors, in this case, being 'everyone'. Four main factions have formed, united by their plans for domination:

Team Muahahaha, led by Field Marshall of the Fleet JulyFlame, are viewed by most commentators as ridiculously evil. Their plan is the simplest: eatpraylove, EAIUO, Sergio Turbo, and Dark Brother 16 will surround the palace, and while everyone is distracted, JulyFlame will parachute in from her zeppelin and claim the throne.

Team The Good Guys are generally seen as comically evil. Under Kaitlyn's leadership, they have all grown evil moustaches to twirl (though Kaitlyn's is in fact her braid, wrapped around to the front). Their evil scheme is to threaten to blow the palace up with a five ultraton bomb, and then, while everyone is trying to figure out what that is in joules, to walk in and steal the throne.

Team I'll Show You Who's Mad are renowned for being hilariously evil. Their plot is to use PoorCynic's earthquake machine to set off all their opponents' volcano fortresses simultaneously, engulfing the realm in a flood of lava which they will escape from in their zeppelin.

Finally, Team Surrounded By Incompetent Fools are noted as being ludicrously evil. They intend to summon an army of demons, using the power of their twin leaders Iximaz and Hieronymus to unleash the Hadean hordes upon the unsuspecting Diabolico.

Who will claim the victory? It's impossible to tell. The fate of Diabolico - nay, the world - hangs in the balance between these... there is no other way to say it... these evil hordes.

~

Because let's face it, we're all Chaotic Evil really.

DID I SAY EVIL ENOUGH YET?

hS

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