Subject: Misdirected mail
Posted on: 2021-08-08 07:01:37 UTC

The following message arrived in the inbox of someone in the NPC division - what they do with it is up to them.

From: Agent Peregrin, D. Mary Sues, Protectors of the Plot Continuum Subject: Updates to local travel advisories

To Senior Clerk 416e6479 or their successors, greetings,

Please add the following to the travel advisories for the headquarters of the PPC, unless they have already been reported - I would not wish for anyone planning to visit to encounter difficulties.

Time of onset: August 1, 2020, local standard time, precise details unknown
Time of reporting: August 23, 2020, local standard time
Reporter: Agent Peregrin, Department of Mary Sues, Protectors of the Plot Continuum

Recently, twelve entities, all claiming to be gods from different fictional universes known to the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, have appeared within our Headquarters by replacing twelve individuals. The extent of their abilities is unclear, and their divinity cannot be clearly established (is anyone surprised?). These entities have begun to amass significant followings among the population, but have not, to my knowledge, overridden anyone's free will. There is also a significant movement dedicated to denying the divinity of these entities, leading to an extreme increase in epistemological unrest.

In addition to the usual recommendations for visiting Headquarters, you are advised to:

  • Avoid discussions of these "gods" if at all possible
  • Be cautious around concerts and other performances, especially if the performer is referred to as a god. If you do choose to attend such events, you should take steps to protect your self
until the situation is resolved.



P.S. Please let Karn know that I will return the books I borrowed as soon as I can, and that there is no need to, for example, send a dragon to my door.

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